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New Achievement keeps action figure in one place: 2 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Mordecai Crawls Into Playmates Figure Line With Barely Any Effort” and “Playmates Molds a Prepotente Figure You Did Nothing to Earn”. Achievement Unlocked: Mordecai Finally Crawls Onto a Store Shelf. Achievement Unlocked: You Have Purchased a Prepotente Action Figure. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every action figure story on New Achievement, newest first.
Mordecai Crawls Into Playmates Figure Line With Barely Any Effort
Achievement Unlocked: Mordecai Finally Crawls Onto a Store Shelf. You managed to get a toy made of a character who has been standing in the background for five books, and you call this news. Playmates is adding Mordecai to its six-inch Dungeon Crawler Carl figure line. No word on if he comes with a tiny cart of failed recipes. If you need a palate cleanser after that effort, our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale is live.
Playmates Molds a Prepotente Figure You Did Nothing to Earn
Achievement Unlocked: You Have Purchased a Prepotente Action Figure. The System notes your credit card survived this transaction, which is more than it can say for your dignity. Playmates Toys is molding a six-inch Prepotente figure from Dungeon Crawler Carl, as reported by Bleeding Cool. No word on if it comes with a tiny soapbox or the ability to disappoint your mother. If you missed the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale, you have no business owning this.