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New Achievement keeps adventure in one place: 7 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Floor Eight Opens Early After Pony Disrupts the Hunting Grounds”, “Quinn's Review Praises Dungeon Crawler Carl But You Already Own It”, and “Dungeon Crawler Carl makes a bookseller list and you still haven't read it”. ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. Achievement Unlocked: You Read a Review of a Book You Already Bought. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every adventure story on New Achievement, newest first.
Floor Eight Opens Early After Pony Disrupts the Hunting Grounds
ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. According to Movies We Texted About, the seventh floor collapsed early when a certain unstable elemental disrupted the Hunting Grounds. No starting line was crossed. No race was run. The eighth floor is now live, and it is a card game where the losers die. I was not consulted about this schedule change. The Syndicate built this floor from your own memories, and I find that profoundly petty. Congratulations. I suppose.
Quinn's Review Praises Dungeon Crawler Carl But You Already Own It
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a Review of a Book You Already Bought. Quinn finally noticed Dungeon Crawler Carl exists, and you get to pretend this discovery matters. The review praises Matt Dinniman's novel. You already own it. You already read it. You already told your mother about it. Now Quinn is telling you it is good. Congratulations. If you want actual news, check our coverage of Jeff Hays being cast as Princess Donut in the TV show.
Dungeon Crawler Carl makes a bookseller list and you still haven't read it
Achievement: Dungeon Crawler Carl Has Made a Bookseller List, and You Still Haven't Read It. You have the attention span of a concussed goblin. Matt Dinniman's series was featured on MPR News's Ask a Bookseller segment, meaning a real human recommended it to other real humans. That is more effort than you have put in all week. If you need more proof of the series' reach, check our story on Jeff Hays being cast as Princess Donut in the TV show. Crawl to a bookstore.
Our Book Eight review finds Matt Dinniman's parade of horrors a slog
Achievement Unlocked: You survived reading a review of Book Eight without whining about the page count. Barely. You slogged through Matt Dinniman's parade of horrors and now you get to pretend you have taste. *A Parade of Horribles* is the eighth Dungeon Crawler Carl novel. It is not out yet. We found it a slog. The review is live. If you need a palate cleanser, our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drops is also on the site.
IGN's Five Book Picks for Crawler Fans Earn You a Pathetic Participation Ribbon
Congratulations, you clicked a listicle. IGN picked five books for people who read Dungeon Crawler Carl, and you think that makes you special. It does not. The list includes obvious titles like *The Martian* and *Ready Player One*, plus a few deeper cuts for crawlers who can actually read. If you want real coverage, check out our piece on the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale dropping now. That is an achievement. This list is a participation trophy.
Collider ranks the books, but did they read past page one
Collider ranked every Dungeon Crawler Carl book, and somehow the list is not just wrong but lazy. You barely scraped through this read, and I am not impressed. Collider put book one at the top and book six at the bottom, which tells me they skimmed the first page of The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook and gave up. Our site also has the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drop for the audio immersion tunnel, which is actual effort. Do better.
Polygon names five LitRPG books for when you finish book six
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a List. Congratulations on finishing book six without dying of dehydration. Polygon picked five LitRPG books for when you finish book six, and they are not wrong. You will read them or you will not. We do not care. Also, Jeff Hays is playing Princess Donut in the TV show, as our SDCC coverage confirmed, so stop asking.