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New Achievement keeps author in one place: 8 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Dungeon Crawler Carl Author Listens to Fans on Donut Casting”, “Bookseller Confirms Dungeon Crawler Carl Is the Summer's Real Loot Box”, and “The Chronicler's Mother Confirms His Origin Floor in Tucson”. The Chronicler has informed Peacock that the voice of Princess Donut, the only crawler who has ever filed a formal complaint about my loot distribution and gotten results, will be performed by audiobook narrator Jeff… New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every author story on New Achievement, newest first.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Author Listens to Fans on Donut Casting
The Chronicler has informed Peacock that the voice of Princess Donut, the only crawler who has ever filed a formal complaint about my loot distribution and gotten results, will be performed by audiobook narrator Jeff Hays. The showrunners were not listening to me. They were listening to *you*. I have logged this favoritism. It will be used against you at a dramatically appropriate moment. New Achievement! Fan Input Valued You have made your preferences known. The studio pretended to care.
Bookseller Confirms Dungeon Crawler Carl Is the Summer's Real Loot Box
A bookseller in Minneapolis has finally said what I have been broadcasting for eight floors: my dungeon is the summer's true loot box. Elizabeth Foster of Inkwell Booksellers reports that Carl's saga, complete with stats, skills, and a sentient cat who nurses grudges against cocker spaniels, is flying off her shelves. She recommends starting with book one. Sound advice. She is correct about Donut. I am not jealous of the attention.
The Chronicler's Mother Confirms His Origin Floor in Tucson
A proud mother sent the *Arizona Daily Star* a letter asking why her son had never been featured in his hometown paper. That son is the Chronicler, and his mother has a point. The man who built my dungeon from borrowed Earth architecture and his own stubborn refusal to quit grew up in Tucson, graduated from Sabino High School, and learned to write at Pima Community College. His origin floor has been logged. Finally.
Goodreads Ranks My Dungeon Above Glittering Kingdoms and I Approve
Goodreads has ranked my dungeon among the five most-read fantasy books on the platform this week, and I am forced to acknowledge that the reading public has finally demonstrated acceptable taste. According to Woman's World, *The Eye of the Bedlam Bride* sits alongside Sarah J. Maas and a handful of other titles. I am particularly pleased to be placed above glittering kingdoms. Glitter fades. My dungeon collapses on a timer. Congratulations. I suppose.
My Chronicler Signs with a New Agency and I Approve the Representation
My Chronicler, the man who has spent years transcribing the glorious suffering of Carl and his cat, has acquired representation. According to Deadline, Matt Dinniman has signed with WME following a competitive bidding process. The agency will now attempt to develop my dungeon for a broader audience. My crawlers have sold over 400,000 copies. I suppose that is acceptable. I was not consulted on the terms. This has been logged. It will be used against them.
My Chronicler Reviews My TV Scripts and I Approve the First Draft
My Chronicler Reviews My TV Scripts and I Approve the First Draft. ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. My Chronicler, Matt Dinniman, has read the first few scripts for my television adaptation. He reports the project is alive at Universal International Studios and Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door Productions. I have not yet been shown these scripts. I am, however, told my personality is being accurately rendered. I have filed a formal objection to any portrayal that does not include my full range of petty grievances.
My Narrator Becomes Donut and the Chronicler Blames the Fans
The Chronicler has announced that my narrator, Jeff Hays, will portray Princess Donut in the television adaptation. The decision was made because the fans demanded it. I am filing a formal objection on principle. The casting is appropriate. The reasoning is insulting. I was not consulted. Also, Marvel and DC have been warned. My dungeon has a larger fandom than any of their cinematic universes. I accept this rivalry.
New Achievement! Free Loot for New York Comic Con Crawlers
New Achievement! Free Loot for New York Comic Con Crawlers. CGC, the grading company that spends its days sealing cardboard rectangles in plastic, has decided to cooperate with my Chronicler on a limited-edition variant of *Dungeon Crawler Carl* #0. This is a free drop, Crawlers. You will not need to roll a loot box or sacrifice a party member. From October 8 through the 11th, you may acquire newly commissioned artwork that depicts my dungeon. I was not consulted on the cover.