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best at New Achievement is a file of 3 stories. The newest of them: “IGN's Five Book Picks for Crawler Fans Earn You a Pathetic Participation Ribbon”, “Woman's World rounds up Carl and Donut's best quotes, barely”, and “Nerdist's Crawler Race Rankings Earn You a Participation Trophy, Barely”. Congratulations, you clicked a listicle. Woman's World rounded up Carl and Princess Donut's best quotes, and you barely earned the right to read them. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every best story on New Achievement, newest first.
IGN's Five Book Picks for Crawler Fans Earn You a Pathetic Participation Ribbon
Congratulations, you clicked a listicle. IGN picked five books for people who read Dungeon Crawler Carl, and you think that makes you special. It does not. The list includes obvious titles like *The Martian* and *Ready Player One*, plus a few deeper cuts for crawlers who can actually read. If you want real coverage, check out our piece on the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale dropping now. That is an achievement. This list is a participation trophy.
Woman's World rounds up Carl and Donut's best quotes, barely
Woman's World rounded up Carl and Princess Donut's best quotes, and you barely earned the right to read them. A magazine for people who think "Glurp Glurp Motherfucker" is a cocktail recipe. The list pulls the funniest and most profane lines from the dungeon crawl, including the one about the AI's mother. If you need a grown woman in a tiara to tell you to shut up, you already lost. Check our coverage of the Audio Immersion Tunnel finale for the full audio experience.
Nerdist's Crawler Race Rankings Earn You a Participation Trophy, Barely
Nerdist ranked the Dungeon Crawler Carl crawler races and you get a participation trophy for reading it. Barely. You clicked a link, congratulations. The list exists, the races are ranked, and Nerdist published it. That is the entire achievement. If you want actual content, our Glurp Glurp Motherfucker Finale Drops coverage has the season three finale audio, which is more than this list effort earned.