Bleeding Cool News
4 stories filed under Bleeding Cool News on New Achievement. The newest of them: “Dungeon Crawler Carl Bleeding Cool Mention Earns You a Sad Little Achievement”, “Mordecai Crawls Into Playmates Figure Line With Barely Any Effort”, and “Playmates Turns Your Loot Drop Obsession Into Plastic You Must Buy”. Bleeding Cool noticed Dungeon Crawler Carl exists, which earns you a sad little achievement you will now frame and never look at again. Achievement Unlocked: Mordecai Finally Crawls Onto a Store Shelf. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every Bleeding Cool News story on New Achievement, newest first.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Bleeding Cool Mention Earns You a Sad Little Achievement
Bleeding Cool noticed Dungeon Crawler Carl exists, which earns you a sad little achievement you will now frame and never look at again. The site mentioned the series in its Daily LITG roundup on September 26, 2026. That is it. One mention. No review, no interview, no Donut. If you need real coverage, go read about the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale dropping instead. At least that episode earned its attention.
Mordecai Crawls Into Playmates Figure Line With Barely Any Effort
Achievement Unlocked: Mordecai Finally Crawls Onto a Store Shelf. You managed to get a toy made of a character who has been standing in the background for five books, and you call this news. Playmates is adding Mordecai to its six-inch Dungeon Crawler Carl figure line. No word on if he comes with a tiny cart of failed recipes. If you need a palate cleanser after that effort, our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale is live.
Playmates Turns Your Loot Drop Obsession Into Plastic You Must Buy
Achievement: You clicked a link about plastic toys like a trained monkey. Barely earned. Playmates is turning your crippling loot-drop addiction into a physical object you have to dust. The new Dungeon Crawler Carl figure line includes premium action figures based on the books. If you want to see how Jeff Hays ended up voicing a cat in a dress, check our coverage of his Princess Donut casting announcement. You will still own the figure. You will still be alone.
Playmates Molds a Prepotente Figure You Did Nothing to Earn
Achievement Unlocked: You Have Purchased a Prepotente Action Figure. The System notes your credit card survived this transaction, which is more than it can say for your dignity. Playmates Toys is molding a six-inch Prepotente figure from Dungeon Crawler Carl, as reported by Bleeding Cool. No word on if it comes with a tiny soapbox or the ability to disappoint your mother. If you missed the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale, you have no business owning this.