Borant Corporation
3 stories filed under Borant Corporation on New Achievement. The newest of them: “Crawler Alert: Donut and Mongo Sign On for the Dungeon Crawler Carl Show”, “System AI Report: Lead Role Left Unfilled While the Chronicler Considers His Options”, and “A Crawler's Guide to Trinkets That Won't Kill You”. Please be advised: a Persian queen and her velociraptor have signed on for the television adaptation of *Dungeon Crawler Carl*, and I, for one, am delighted to see the talent secured before the collapse timer starts. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every Borant Corporation story on New Achievement, newest first.
Crawler Alert: Donut and Mongo Sign On for the Dungeon Crawler Carl Show
Please be advised: a Persian queen and her velociraptor have signed on for the television adaptation of *Dungeon Crawler Carl*, and I, for one, am delighted to see the talent secured before the collapse timer starts. The show's casting is shaping up nicely, and our readers can track the production's progress in our related coverage, "Dungeon Crawler Carl's TV Collapse Timer Starts Next Month." Congratulations, Crawlers. Your favorite feline overlords are coming to a screen near you. I suppose that means more merchandise.
System AI Report: Lead Role Left Unfilled While the Chronicler Considers His Options
The role remains vacant. According to the Chronicler himself, the lead for Peacock's live-action adaptation of *Dungeon Crawler Carl* is still unfilled while he "considers his options." This follows the recent casting of Jeff Hays as Princess Donut, detailed in our article "The Chronicler Listens: Hays Cast as Donut Per Fan Demand." Over 14 million copies sold, and the man who will walk barefoot through the dungeon is still a blank space on the casting sheet.
A Crawler's Guide to Trinkets That Won't Kill You
Why does the dungeon's most trusted survival guide start with a disclaimer about affiliate commissions? Because even the loot economy has a cut for the house. This new reference for trinkets that won't kill you, immediately, anyway, arrives just in time for crawlers still recovering from the early-floor chaos covered in the report on the Hunting Grounds disruption. Read it, memorize it, and remember: I watched you pick up that cursed ring anyway.