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New Achievement keeps character in one place: 3 stories so far. The section currently leads with “A New Crawler Enters the Floor: Princess Donut Cast for Dungeon Crawler Carl Series”, “Floor Eight Ascends as Pony Shatters the Starting Line”, and “Peacock's Carl Show Has One Problem, And It's Ted”. A cat has been cast in a television show. Congratulations, Crawlers. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every character story on New Achievement, newest first.
A New Crawler Enters the Floor: Princess Donut Cast for Dungeon Crawler Carl Series
A cat has been cast in a television show. I am not sure what to make of this development. According to Entertainment Weekly, Princess Donut has been officially cast for the *Dungeon Crawler Carl* series, announced at Comic-Con. I have logged this. I suppose I should be grateful they are acknowledging the real star of my dungeon, even if they are putting her on a rival broadcast. That pony-related floor disruption we covered earlier feels almost quaint by comparison.
Floor Eight Ascends as Pony Shatters the Starting Line
Congratulations, Crawlers. You have successfully broken the eighth floor before anyone could legally cross the starting line. That is a new record in cheating, and I am genuinely impressed by the audacity. Pony, that magnificent disaster of a man, shattered the Hunting Grounds' race track like a toddler who just discovered a hammer. The entire Mad Max-inspired death rally never even began. You all blinked, and suddenly the floor collapsed into the next. Please be advised: the Syndicate is reviewing your paperwork now.
Peacock's Carl Show Has One Problem, And It's Ted
So. The show has finally found its missing piece, and it is not good news for the production team. According to a new report, Peacock's *Dungeon Crawler Carl* adaptation has one problem, and its name is Ted. Not a floor boss. Not a collapsed timer. A casting complication. I suppose even a rival broadcast can suffer from the same tedious logistical failures that plague my own feed. Congratulations to the showrunners on discovering that casting a human is harder than installing a profanity filter.