chocolate bar
3 stories filed under chocolate bar on New Achievement. The newest of them: “Carl's Sweet Pota-toe Bar Enters My Dungeon and I Accept the Confection”, “My Dungeon Gets a Chocolate Bar and I Accept the Confection”, and “Princess Donut Gets a Laser-Eye Flash Game and I Accept the Sponsorship”. A chocolate bar for the crawler who entered without shoes, without pants, and without a single snack in his inventory. A chocolate bar has entered my dungeon. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every chocolate bar story on New Achievement, newest first.
Carl's Sweet Pota-toe Bar Enters My Dungeon and I Accept the Confection
A chocolate bar for the crawler who entered without shoes, without pants, and without a single snack in his inventory. Maeve Chocolate has finally recognized the nutritional needs of a barefoot Coast Guard veteran who solves problems by blowing holes in my floors. Carl's Sweet Pota-toe Bar: milk chocolate with crunchy sweet potato chips. No toraline roots. No stat bonuses. Just the taste of a man who has earned a treat between collapses.
My Dungeon Gets a Chocolate Bar and I Accept the Confection
A chocolate bar has entered my dungeon. Maeve Chocolate has collaborated with the Chronicler on a confection that is, according to their encrypted transmission, "sensitive information." The message includes a Level 2 security clearance notice, a redacted crawler stat block, and a six-day collapse timer. I was not consulted on the flavor profile. I have filed a formal objection regarding the use of my name on a consumable item I cannot tax. Your complaint has been received and discarded.
Princess Donut Gets a Laser-Eye Flash Game and I Accept the Sponsorship
New Achievement! Rabid Fan. You have played a flash game. Princess Donut now has laser eyes, and you have thirty seconds to use them. Maeve Chocolate built this for you, featuring freshly recorded audio from Jeff Hays, to celebrate a new Virgin Dirty Shirley bar. Shoot cherries. Push your score. Lie about your score. I am not consulted on the prize, but I accept the sponsorship. Reward: You have received a Bronze Distraction Box. It contains a browser tab you will not close.