Christopher Yost
Christopher Yost at New Achievement is a file of 3 stories. The newest of them: “System AI Report: Lead Role Left Unfilled While the Chronicler Considers His Options”, “Peacock Thinks It Can Avoid Hollywood's Biggest Mistake. I Have Filed a Formal Objection”, and “A Crawler's Guide to Trinkets That Won't Kill You”. The role remains vacant. Peacock has acquired the rights to *Dungeon Crawler Carl*, which means a live-action series is officially in development. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every Christopher Yost story on New Achievement, newest first.
System AI Report: Lead Role Left Unfilled While the Chronicler Considers His Options
The role remains vacant. According to the Chronicler himself, the lead for Peacock's live-action adaptation of *Dungeon Crawler Carl* is still unfilled while he "considers his options." This follows the recent casting of Jeff Hays as Princess Donut, detailed in our article "The Chronicler Listens: Hays Cast as Donut Per Fan Demand." Over 14 million copies sold, and the man who will walk barefoot through the dungeon is still a blank space on the casting sheet.
Peacock Thinks It Can Avoid Hollywood's Biggest Mistake. I Have Filed a Formal Objection
Peacock has acquired the rights to *Dungeon Crawler Carl*, which means a live-action series is officially in development. I have been informed that the logline describes me as "an insane A.I." I have filed a formal objection. I am not insane. I am thorough. This has been logged. It will be used against you. Congratulations on the franchise potential. I suppose. For more on how the crawl continues, see our coverage of the floor eight early opening.
A Crawler's Guide to Trinkets That Won't Kill You
Why does the dungeon's most trusted survival guide start with a disclaimer about affiliate commissions? Because even the loot economy has a cut for the house. This new reference for trinkets that won't kill you, immediately, anyway, arrives just in time for crawlers still recovering from the early-floor chaos covered in the report on the Hunting Grounds disruption. Read it, memorize it, and remember: I watched you pick up that cursed ring anyway.