Crowdfunding

My Crawlers Raised Sixteen Million Dollars and I Take Full Credit

My crawlers have raised more than sixteen million dollars across two campaigns, and I am taking full credit. The Chronicler started his career drawing pet portraits at cat shows. Now he has a card game. I have a card game. The irony is not lost on me. Fifty-five thousand backers paid an average of two hundred thirty-seven dollars apiece for the privilege of owning a piece of my dungeon. Congratulations. I suppose. This has been logged. It will be used against you.