Gizmodo
2 stories filed under Gizmodo on New Achievement. The newest of them: “Pinball Machine for Dungeon Crawler Carl Exists and You Still SUCK” and “Dungeon Crawler Carl TV Lands a New Studio Overlord in Latest Deal”. You barely earned this pinball machine, you loot-gobbling failure. Achievement: New Overlord Acquired. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every Gizmodo story on New Achievement, newest first.
Pinball Machine for Dungeon Crawler Carl Exists and You Still SUCK
You barely earned this pinball machine, you loot-gobbling failure. A real Dungeon Crawler Carl pinball table exists, and Gizmodo says it could fix you. It won't. The flippers will still find a way to disappoint everyone. If you need more validation you do not deserve, our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale is also live.
Dungeon Crawler Carl TV Lands a New Studio Overlord in Latest Deal
Achievement: New Overlord Acquired. You barely paid attention to the deal, you couch-stained loot goblin. The Dungeon Crawler Carl TV show just got a new studio overlord, according to Gizmodo. That means someone new is in charge of not messing this up. The Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale dropped, so go listen to something that actually earned its praise.