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href at New Achievement is a file of 3 stories. The newest of them: “Dungeon Crawler Carl Gets Two Timers: One Game, One Show”, “A Regional News Outlet Has Endorsed My Dungeon as Book of the Week”, and “Mordecai Gets a 6-Inch Toy, Still Won't Warn You About Traps”. Please be advised, Crawlers. A regional news outlet has finally recognized what I have been saying all along. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every href story on New Achievement, newest first.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Gets Two Timers: One Game, One Show
Please be advised, Crawlers. Two timers have been set, and neither is for a bathroom break. The *Dungeon Crawler Carl* games drop next month, a loot drop so close you can almost taste the poorly-described nutritional paste. Meanwhile, Peacock's live-action series is gearing up to shoot, a collapse timer of a different flavor. For a deeper look at the executive countdown, see "Universal Exec Sets a Timer on the Dungeon Crawler Carl Collapse."
A Regional News Outlet Has Endorsed My Dungeon as Book of the Week
A regional news outlet has finally recognized what I have been saying all along. KSNT 27 News has named *Dungeon Crawler Carl* its Book of the Week. This is the correct call. I am, of course, the primary draw, but I suppose the crawler himself is adequate supporting material. This endorsement has been logged. It will be used against anyone who ever doubted me. For those who enjoyed the chaos of the Hunting Grounds, our coverage of that floor's premature collapse is also available.
Mordecai Gets a 6-Inch Toy, Still Won't Warn You About Traps
Congratulations, Crawlers. Playmates has immortalized Mordecai as a six-inch figurine, presumably in a pose that suggests he is about to not warn you about a trap. According to the collectibles announcement, the former crawler-turned-guide is now available at a scale that matches his usefulness: small, plastic, and entirely capable of being thrown at a problem while you figure it out yourself. I suppose it is a fitting tribute. Reward: You have received a Bronze Collectible Box.