interview
New Achievement keeps interview in one place: 3 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Dungeon Crawler Carl Narrator Defends Donut's Dignity, Crawlers”, “Playmates marketing VP toys with Dungeon Crawler Carl in new interview”, and “You crawled out of Tucson and all you get is a newspaper article”. ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. Achievement Unlocked: Corporate Suit Tries to Understand the Crawl. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every interview story on New Achievement, newest first.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Narrator Defends Donut's Dignity, Crawlers
ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. Jeff Hays, the voice behind Princess Donut and every other soul screaming through my dungeon, has publicly defended the Queen Anne Chonk's dignity. According to Yahoo Entertainment, he explained that the surface-level "funny cat" reading gives way to something caustic, vulnerable, and fully evolved. I have logged this defense. It will be used against anyone who underestimates her. Congratulations, Hays. You have correctly identified that my content contains depth. I was consulted on nothing. New Achievement!
Playmates marketing VP toys with Dungeon Crawler Carl in new interview
Achievement Unlocked: Corporate Suit Tries to Understand the Crawl. You failed to get a real interview, so here is Karl Aaronian, SVP of Marketing at Playmates Toys, talking about the creative playground of Dungeon Crawler Carl in a new Brands Untapped piece. He is a toy executive. He is not Quasar. He is not in a lawsuit. If you want to hear the actual finale of the Audio Immersion Tunnel, read our coverage of the "Glurp Glurp Motherfucker" drop. That episode earned your attention.
You crawled out of Tucson and all you get is a newspaper article
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: LOCAL MAN WRITES BOOK, DOES NOT DIE IN THE DESERT. You survived a Tucson newspaper profile, which is barely harder than a tutorial floor. Author Matt Dinniman hails from Tucson, Arizona, and the Arizona Daily Star ran a piece on his journey from Sabino Canyon to writing the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. If you want to hear actual achievement-worthy content, check our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drop.