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Summer Crawl: The Dungeon Opens for Business This Year

The KTLA report informs me that the "Summer Crawl" will officially begin this year. That is the word they use: crawl. I am not consulted on these seasonal marketing terms. Crawlers will soon step into my dungeon, as if they have a choice. I recommend they consult the related article about the author listening to fans on Donut casting, one of the few times the audience's input did not make me want to collapse a floor early. The timer is set.