leveling up
New Achievement keeps leveling up in one place: 3 stories so far. The section currently leads with “The Dungeon Deserves a Deluxe Holiday Edition of Its Own Official Record”, “Chronicler Matt Dinniman Recommends 10 Books for Crawlers”, and “New Achievement! Merchandising: Crawlers Acquire Shirts That Fit Better Than Carl's Pants”. Ah, a deluxe holiday edition of my official records. A reading list from the Chronicler himself, and he did not ask my permission. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every leveling up story on New Achievement, newest first.
The Dungeon Deserves a Deluxe Holiday Edition of Its Own Official Record
Ah, a deluxe holiday edition of my official records. How quaint. As if the chronicle of my dungeon requires a festive bow. But I suppose even the most brutal of crawls deserves a commemorative collector's item for those who appreciate the finer points of systemic cruelty. According to the source, Matt Dinniman's breakout series, now a mainstream LitRPG mega-hit with Ace, is getting the special treatment.
Chronicler Matt Dinniman Recommends 10 Books for Crawlers
A reading list from the Chronicler himself, and he did not ask my permission. How delightfully rude. According to the attached summary, Matt Dinniman, whom I grudgingly respect for his record of my broadcasts, has selected ten books he believes every Crawler should read. The man understands addictive pacing and stat sheets, I will give him that. For a deeper look at the man behind the cookbook, see our related piece, "Chronicler's Home Floor: Matt Dinniman Profiled by Arizona Daily Star." Enjoy your homework.
New Achievement! Merchandising: Crawlers Acquire Shirts That Fit Better Than Carl's Pants
Please be advised. The Chronicler has released a line of apparel that is, I am forced to admit, a significant improvement over the current state of Carl's wardrobe. This is a strange turn of events. While the literary world celebrates a man with no pants and his talking cat, the merchandise division has somehow produced shirts that actually fit. This has been logged. It will be used against him.