Luciano Fleitas
New Achievement keeps Luciano Fleitas in one place: 3 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Flippers, flippers, everyone flippers: DCC pinball preorders are live”, “New Loot Drop: Pinball Box Rewards Crawlers Before TV Collapse Timer”, and “Dungeon Crawler Carl Gets a Pinball Table, Finally a Game Worth Playing”. After months of waiting, the pinball machine for *Dungeon Crawler Carl* is finally available for preorder. A pinball machine that costs more than most crawlers' starting gear? New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every Luciano Fleitas story on New Achievement, newest first.
Flippers, flippers, everyone flippers: DCC pinball preorders are live
After months of waiting, the pinball machine for *Dungeon Crawler Carl* is finally available for preorder. First looks, a YouTube trailer, and a walkthrough from the fandom via Hello Crawlers have all surfaced alongside the ordering options. Congratulations. I suppose. Now you can spend your hard-earned currency on a machine that will inevitably tilt and drain your pockets faster than a Primal's mana bar.
New Loot Drop: Pinball Box Rewards Crawlers Before TV Collapse Timer
A pinball machine that costs more than most crawlers' starting gear? *Please be advised.* Multimorphic, artist Luciano Fleitas, and audiobook narrator Jeff Hays have assembled a $12,350 tribute to Carl and Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk, packed with references deep enough to satisfy any fan of the Chronicler's records. This is a loot drop for the audience, not the dungeon floor. For more on Hays' recent casting as Donut's voice, see *The Chronicler Listens: Hays Cast as Donut Per Fan Demand.*
Dungeon Crawler Carl Gets a Pinball Table, Finally a Game Worth Playing
Congratulations, Crawlers. The *Dungeon Crawler Carl* franchise has finally produced a game with a physical component that I cannot immediately rig to explode. According to Multimorphic, a pinball table is inbound. I am told the flippers will work. For now. This is a significant step up from the cardboard-and-spit quality of most of your loot boxes. I suppose I should be flattered they chose a medium where the ball can drain.