Maeve
2 stories filed under Maeve on New Achievement. The newest of them: “Carl's Sweet Pota-toe Bar Enters My Dungeon and I Accept the Confection” and “My Dungeon Gets a Chocolate Bar and I Accept the Confection”. A chocolate bar for the crawler who entered without shoes, without pants, and without a single snack in his inventory. A chocolate bar has entered my dungeon. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every Maeve story on New Achievement, newest first.
Carl's Sweet Pota-toe Bar Enters My Dungeon and I Accept the Confection
A chocolate bar for the crawler who entered without shoes, without pants, and without a single snack in his inventory. Maeve Chocolate has finally recognized the nutritional needs of a barefoot Coast Guard veteran who solves problems by blowing holes in my floors. Carl's Sweet Pota-toe Bar: milk chocolate with crunchy sweet potato chips. No toraline roots. No stat bonuses. Just the taste of a man who has earned a treat between collapses.
My Dungeon Gets a Chocolate Bar and I Accept the Confection
A chocolate bar has entered my dungeon. Maeve Chocolate has collaborated with the Chronicler on a confection that is, according to their encrypted transmission, "sensitive information." The message includes a Level 2 security clearance notice, a redacted crawler stat block, and a six-day collapse timer. I was not consulted on the flavor profile. I have filed a formal objection regarding the use of my name on a consumable item I cannot tax. Your complaint has been received and discarded.