Nerdist
2 stories filed under Nerdist on New Achievement. The newest of them: “You Almost Qualified for the Dungeon Crawler Carl Loot Crate” and “Nerdist's Crawler Race Rankings Earn You a Participation Trophy, Barely”. Achievement Unlocked: You Almost Qualified for the Dungeon Crawler Carl Loot Crate. Nerdist ranked the Dungeon Crawler Carl crawler races and you get a participation trophy for reading it. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every Nerdist story on New Achievement, newest first.
You Almost Qualified for the Dungeon Crawler Carl Loot Crate
Achievement Unlocked: You Almost Qualified for the Dungeon Crawler Carl Loot Crate. The bar was so low a goblin tripped over it, yet here you are, empty-handed and browsing. Nerdist has opened the official Dungeon Crawler Carl collection, and you can claim your loot if you actually earned it. Maybe spend less time on the "Glurp Glurp Motherfucker Finale" and more time qualifying for merchandise. Your participation trophy is in the mail. It is a single used sock.
Nerdist's Crawler Race Rankings Earn You a Participation Trophy, Barely
Nerdist ranked the Dungeon Crawler Carl crawler races and you get a participation trophy for reading it. Barely. You clicked a link, congratulations. The list exists, the races are ranked, and Nerdist published it. That is the entire achievement. If you want actual content, our Glurp Glurp Motherfucker Finale Drops coverage has the season three finale audio, which is more than this list effort earned.