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news at New Achievement is a file of 15 stories. The newest of them: “Oshkosh Library Achievement Unlocked: You Found Other People to Talk To”, “Collider Confirms Dungeon Crawler Carl Is Getting Another Book, Barely”, and “Peacock Orders Dungeon Crawler Carl Series From Seth MacFarlane You Barely Deserve”. Achievement Unlocked: You Found Other People to Talk To. Collider confirmed Dungeon Crawler Carl is getting another book, and you barely earned this news. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every news story on New Achievement, newest first.
Oshkosh Library Achievement Unlocked: You Found Other People to Talk To
Achievement Unlocked: You Found Other People to Talk To. You actually left your basement and went to a library. Pathetic. Oshkosh Public Library is hosting a meetup for Dungeon Crawler Carl fans. The event is real and on the calendar. You can sit in a room and discuss the collapse of the AI with other humans. If you need help making conversation, try the new Maeve Chocolate Donut flash game.
Collider Confirms Dungeon Crawler Carl Is Getting Another Book, Barely
Collider confirmed Dungeon Crawler Carl is getting another book, and you barely earned this news. Pathetic effort. The massive new release is officially confirmed. No book 9 date yet. If you want something real to celebrate, check our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale dropping now. That's an actual achievement. This announcement is just a promise you'll have to wait for.
Peacock Orders Dungeon Crawler Carl Series From Seth MacFarlane You Barely Deserve
Peacock ordered a *Dungeon Crawler Carl* TV series from Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door, and you barely deserve this news. Congratulations on not dying of anticipation. The streamer picked up the adaptation based on Matt Dinniman's books. Jeff Hays was already cast as Princess Donut at SDCC, so at least one voice will be right. If you need to hear the finale first, our "Glurp Glurp Motherfucker" coverage is live. Now get back to your hole.
Achievement Unlocked: Showrunner Scraps Two Hollywood Writers For You, Achievement: Writers Who Vaguely
Achievement Unlocked: Showrunner Scraps Two Hollywood Writers For You. You barely earned this, and you still smell like a goblin's armpit. The Dungeon Crawler Carl TV show has hired a new showrunner from Star Wars and Netflix fantasy projects, replacing the previous two writers. For deeper coverage of the audio side, check our piece on the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drop. This is an unofficial fan site.
Peacock Casts a Dungeon Crawler Nobody Earned and You Still Click
Achievement Unlocked: Peacock Finally Casts Something, And You Call It News. You barely earned this update by refreshing a casting page for six months. Peacock has cast a *Dungeon Crawler Carl* TV adaptation, as reported by TVLine, with details on who will play Carl and Princess Donut still crawling out of the system. For deeper coverage, check our piece on Jeff Hays reprising Princess Donut at SDCC. Now stop clicking.
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a Ted Complaint, Barely, Now Here Is Your Pointless Reward
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a Ted Complaint, Barely, Now Here Is Your Pointless Reward. This is an unofficial fan site. Someone on Yahoo wrote a whole piece about Peacock's adaptation because of Ted. Ted. The actual worry is that the show will sand off the edges to make it fit a broadcast network mold. You barely earned this information. If you want to know why Jeff Hays is the correct choice for Princess Donut, go read our SDCC announcement. Now stop wasting my time.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Bleeding Cool Mention Earns You a Sad Little Achievement
Bleeding Cool noticed Dungeon Crawler Carl exists, which earns you a sad little achievement you will now frame and never look at again. The site mentioned the series in its Daily LITG roundup on September 26, 2026. That is it. One mention. No review, no interview, no Donut. If you need real coverage, go read about the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale dropping instead. At least that episode earned its attention.
Mordecai Crawls Into Playmates Figure Line With Barely Any Effort
Achievement Unlocked: Mordecai Finally Crawls Onto a Store Shelf. You managed to get a toy made of a character who has been standing in the background for five books, and you call this news. Playmates is adding Mordecai to its six-inch Dungeon Crawler Carl figure line. No word on if he comes with a tiny cart of failed recipes. If you need a palate cleanser after that effort, our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale is live.
Playmates Drops Dungeon Crawler Carl Blind-Box Statues You Barely Deserve
Achievement Unlocked: You Didn't Scream at the Checkout. Playmates is finally selling Dungeon Crawler Carl blind-box statues, and you barely earned the right to look at them. The Highlights series drops with no warning, no dignity, and no promise you will get the figure you want. If you need more ways to waste money, our Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale coverage is right here. Now open your wallet and shut up.
Peacock's Casting Choice Could Make or Break Dungeon Crawler Carl
Peacock's casting choice could make or break the TV show, and you barely earned this news update, you loot-gobbling failure. Princess Donut is the one character they cannot afford to get wrong, according to the report. If you missed it, Jeff Hays is already confirmed to voice the cat in the adaptation, as covered in our SDCC announcement piece. Pick a voice actor who sounds like a garbage disposal and watch the entire fandom collapse.
Amazon Raids Netflix Yet Again and Dungeon Crawler Carl Steals Two Showrunners
You earned this headline by refreshing the Ankler page every eleven seconds for three days. Pathetic. Amazon has raided Netflix again for Dungeon Crawler Carl talent, this time stealing two showrunners for the adaptation. The streamer continues its poaching spree while the rest of us fight over cold pizza in the break room. If you want to hear the actual finished product instead of corporate gossip, our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale is right here.
Coast Guard Veteran Gets Dungeon Crawler Carl Achievement Without Dying
Achievement Unlocked: Coast Guard Veteran Survives Dungeon Crawler Carl Without Dying. Barely earned, you barely deserve the air you breathe. Military.com reports that a real Coast Guard veteran is the hero of Dungeon Crawler Carl. That matters because he lived through it. Also, Maeve Chocolate's Donut Flash Game lets you laser things for thirty seconds. That is more fun than your entire career.
PSA variant signed by Crawler Carl artist is Absolute Batman trash
Achievement: You survived reading about a signed variant cover without immediately buying it. Barely. The PSA Absolute Batman variant signed by the Dungeon Crawler Carl artist is a cash grab wrapped in a comic book. You want it. You don't deserve it. The cover exists. The signature exists. Your wallet is already crying. For deeper coverage on the show, check our piece on Jeff Hays being cast as Princess Donut.
Woman's World Lists Nine Dungeon Crawler Carl Merch Items You Must Own
Woman's World says you need nine Dungeon Crawler Carl merch items, and you somehow earned this achievement by breathing. Congratulations, you barely functional loot goblin. The list includes gear any crawler will want, though you probably can't afford half of it. Related: Jeff Hays was cast as Princess Donut in the TV show, which we covered in our SDCC announcement. Read that if you want to know who will actually sound good on screen.
Dungeon Crawler Carl TV Lands a New Studio Overlord in Latest Deal
Achievement: New Overlord Acquired. You barely paid attention to the deal, you couch-stained loot goblin. The Dungeon Crawler Carl TV show just got a new studio overlord, according to Gizmodo. That means someone new is in charge of not messing this up. The Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale dropped, so go listen to something that actually earned its praise.