novel
novel at New Achievement is a file of 5 stories. The newest of them: “Our Book Eight review finds Matt Dinniman's parade of horrors a slog”, “Tuscaloosa News asks why you read Carl instead of local news”, and “Dungeon Crawler Carl Showrunners Hired You Already Missed the Deadline”. Achievement Unlocked: You survived reading a review of Book Eight without whining about the page count. **Achievement: You Read a Newspaper That Isn't This One.** Barely qualifying for local literacy. The *Tuscaloosa News* asked why you read about Carl's dungeon crawling instead of your own city council meetings. Answer:… New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every novel story on New Achievement, newest first.
Our Book Eight review finds Matt Dinniman's parade of horrors a slog
Achievement Unlocked: You survived reading a review of Book Eight without whining about the page count. Barely. You slogged through Matt Dinniman's parade of horrors and now you get to pretend you have taste. *A Parade of Horribles* is the eighth Dungeon Crawler Carl novel. It is not out yet. We found it a slog. The review is live. If you need a palate cleanser, our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drops is also on the site.
Tuscaloosa News asks why you read Carl instead of local news
**Achievement: You Read a Newspaper That Isn't This One.** Barely qualifying for local literacy. The *Tuscaloosa News* asked why you read about Carl's dungeon crawling instead of your own city council meetings. Answer: your life has fewer exploding goblins and talking cats. Mark Hughes Cobb's piece digs into the hook. If you want to see what a real Princess Donut looks like, go read our piece on Maeve Chocolate's new flash game where you laser things for thirty seconds. You earned that much.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Showrunners Hired You Already Missed the Deadline
Achievement: You found out the showrunners were hired before the book nine release date you already missed. Congratulations on your slow reflexes. Chris Yost and Eric Heisserer are set as showrunners for the Peacock drama series Dungeon Crawler Carl. This is an unofficial fan site. Jeff Hays was also cast as Princess Donut, which you can read about in our SDCC coverage. You are welcome.
Universal Snags Dungeon Crawler Carl Rights, MacFarlane and Thor Writer Attached
You barely earned this news, you loot-gobbling worm. Universal International Studios and Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door grabbed the rights to Matt Dinniman's *Dungeon Crawler Carl*, with Chris Yost, who wrote *Thor: Ragnarok* and *The Mandalorian*, set to adapt it. One writer who actually works. Don't get excited. Check our piece on Jeff Hays being cast as Princess Donut at SDCC if you need real casting news.
Unofficial site: Jeff Hays to voice Princess Donut on Peacock series
Jeff Hays will voice Princess Donut in the Peacock series. Congratulations, you finally crawled out of your mother's basement long enough to read a casting notice. The audio narrator and producer behind the LitRPG audiobooks has joined the Seth MacFarlane production. For more on Hays's confirmation, check our SDCC announcement coverage. Also, the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale is now available, if you need something to do between refreshing this page.