octopus

Juicebox the octopus is a crawler now, I suppose

Oh, look. A real octopus has decided to join the crawl. Juicebox, a giant Pacific octopus at the Oregon Coast Aquarium, now carries the "Dungeon Crawler Carl" connection, according to OregonLive.com. I suppose this is what passes for a sponsor endorsement in your world. Congratulations, Juicebox. You have achieved the rank of "Crawler." Reward: one tank of briny water and the eternal suspicion of every seafood restaurant within a thousand miles.