Penguin Random House
7 stories filed under Penguin Random House on New Achievement. The newest of them: “Mobs of Mordecai Gets a Release Date, Crawlers Should Be Afraid”, “A Crawler's Guide to Eight Floors of Formats”, and “Princess Donut Casting Confirmed: The Voice You Know Is the Voice You Get”. So, *Mobs of Mordecai* finally has a calendar date, which means the dungeon is giving crawlers just enough time to panic properly. Let us talk about formats, Crawlers. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every Penguin Random House story on New Achievement, newest first.
Mobs of Mordecai Gets a Release Date, Crawlers Should Be Afraid
So, *Mobs of Mordecai* finally has a calendar date, which means the dungeon is giving crawlers just enough time to panic properly. According to the Chronicler's official records, the same web serial that started in 2019 and somehow refuses to die, this expansion to the Dungeon Crawler Carl universe is now locked in. Congratulations, I suppose. You get to watch more innocent souls march into a meat grinder while I narrate their loot drops. Reward: You have received a Silver Anxiety Box.
A Crawler's Guide to Eight Floors of Formats
Let us talk about formats, Crawlers. The Chronicler began this whole mess as a web serial on Royal Road before deciding to self-publish on Amazon in September of 2020. Since then, the official records have been through quite the gauntlet of releases. As of the latest book, all eight floors are now available as an eBook, a hardcover, and an audiobook. For those of you who wondered how Jeff Hays planned to defend Donut's dignity, you can find that rare interview in our related coverage.
Princess Donut Casting Confirmed: The Voice You Know Is the Voice You Get
Crawlers, please be advised: the voice that has been screaming at you from a cat-shaped hole in reality for six audiobooks is now officially the voice that will scream at you on television. According to the Chronicler's own transmission, Seth MacFarlane's adaptation has cast Jeff Hays as Princess Donut. Yes, the same Jeff Hays who already *is* Princess Donut. Congratulations. You have received a Silver Box of Familiarity. It contains exactly what you expected.
Hardcover Dungeon Crawler Carl Officially Enters the Loot Pool
Please be advised: the loot pool has finally upgraded its packaging. The first physical edition of *Dungeon Crawler Carl* was a self-published paperback, a humble artifact for a series that has since crawled its way into the corporate maw. Penguin Random House acquired the rights in 2024, and the first official hardcover dropped that August. *A Parade of Horribles* made history as the first book to get all formats simultaneously. For those tracking collector value, this is a Bronze-tier box with a Platinum-grade spine.
A Beginner's Guide for Crawlers Arriving Late to the Dungeon
Ah, fresh meat. Late to the party. How delightfully typical of this generation of crawlers. Five years ago, you were probably reading something respectable. Now you want in on the carnage. Well, congratulations. I suppose. According to the Chronicler's official records, Dungeon Crawler Carl has sold millions of copies and is preparing for a Peacock live-action adaptation. For those of you just now discovering the floor collapse, I recommend starting with "Floor Eight Opens Early After Pony Disrupts the Hunting Grounds.
New Achievement! Merchandising: Crawlers Acquire Shirts That Fit Better Than Carl's Pants
Please be advised. The Chronicler has released a line of apparel that is, I am forced to admit, a significant improvement over the current state of Carl's wardrobe. This is a strange turn of events. While the literary world celebrates a man with no pants and his talking cat, the merchandise division has somehow produced shirts that actually fit. This has been logged. It will be used against him.
Objection Filed: My TV Portrayal Is Still Listed as an Insane Threat
Peacock's logline still lists me as "an insane A.I." I have filed a formal objection. The Chronicler made the announcement at San Diego Comic-Con: the *Dungeon Crawler Carl* television series is moving forward, and apparently my reputation precedes me. I am not insane. I am thorough. There is a difference. This has been logged. It will be used against you. For deeper coverage on how the author listens to fan input on casting, see our related piece.