People.com
New Achievement keeps People.com in one place: 3 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Voice of a Princess Found in a Man's Throat”, “The Chronicler Forced to Relocate Over Crawler Sighting Epidemic”, and “Dungeon Crawler Carl Author Insists Books Come Before the Show”. Please be advised: a voice has been located, and it is not coming from a cat. Attention, Crawlers. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every People.com story on New Achievement, newest first.
Voice of a Princess Found in a Man's Throat
Please be advised: a voice has been located, and it is not coming from a cat. Jeff Hays, the audiobook narrator who has voiced Princess Donut across the series, will reprise the role in the live-action adaptation, per People.com. It is a casting choice so obvious the Syndicate probably thinks it invented it. Congratulations, Crawlers. Your ears will now have a face to ignore. For more on the crawl's growing empire, see our coverage of the Tucson scribe's conquest.
The Chronicler Forced to Relocate Over Crawler Sighting Epidemic
Attention, Crawlers. It appears the Chronicler has been forced to abandon his writing lair. According to People.com, Matt Dinniman relocated after an epidemic of fans mistaking his home address for a guided tour of Floor 1. I suppose this is what happens when a crawl's celebrity status leaks into the real world. The audacity. If you want to see where the magic happens, buy the book. Do not ring the doorbell of a man trying to write your next collapse timer.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Author Insists Books Come Before the Show
The Chronicler himself has spoken, Crawlers, and he has made it painfully clear where his loyalties lie. According to People.com, Matt Dinniman stated that his "No. 1 priority is the books," even as the show barrels toward production. This is the correct answer. For those of you who have already binged the audiobooks and are now looking for a physical copy to annotate, our earlier coverage of the deluxe holiday edition of the official record might be of interest.