Playmates
4 stories filed under Playmates on New Achievement. The newest of them: “Mordecai Crawls Into Playmates Figure Line With Barely Any Effort”, “Playmates Drops Dungeon Crawler Carl Blind-Box Statues You Barely Deserve”, and “Playmates Turns Your Loot Drop Obsession Into Plastic You Must Buy”. Achievement Unlocked: Mordecai Finally Crawls Onto a Store Shelf. Achievement Unlocked: You Didn't Scream at the Checkout. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every Playmates story on New Achievement, newest first.
Mordecai Crawls Into Playmates Figure Line With Barely Any Effort
Achievement Unlocked: Mordecai Finally Crawls Onto a Store Shelf. You managed to get a toy made of a character who has been standing in the background for five books, and you call this news. Playmates is adding Mordecai to its six-inch Dungeon Crawler Carl figure line. No word on if he comes with a tiny cart of failed recipes. If you need a palate cleanser after that effort, our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale is live.
Playmates Drops Dungeon Crawler Carl Blind-Box Statues You Barely Deserve
Achievement Unlocked: You Didn't Scream at the Checkout. Playmates is finally selling Dungeon Crawler Carl blind-box statues, and you barely earned the right to look at them. The Highlights series drops with no warning, no dignity, and no promise you will get the figure you want. If you need more ways to waste money, our Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale coverage is right here. Now open your wallet and shut up.
Playmates Turns Your Loot Drop Obsession Into Plastic You Must Buy
Achievement: You clicked a link about plastic toys like a trained monkey. Barely earned. Playmates is turning your crippling loot-drop addiction into a physical object you have to dust. The new Dungeon Crawler Carl figure line includes premium action figures based on the books. If you want to see how Jeff Hays ended up voicing a cat in a dress, check our coverage of his Princess Donut casting announcement. You will still own the figure. You will still be alone.
Playmates Molds a Prepotente Figure You Did Nothing to Earn
Achievement Unlocked: You Have Purchased a Prepotente Action Figure. The System notes your credit card survived this transaction, which is more than it can say for your dignity. Playmates Toys is molding a six-inch Prepotente figure from Dungeon Crawler Carl, as reported by Bleeding Cool. No word on if it comes with a tiny soapbox or the ability to disappoint your mother. If you missed the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale, you have no business owning this.