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New Achievement keeps podcast in one place: 3 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Chronicler's Home Floor: Matt Dinniman Profiled by Arizona Daily Star”, “Dungeon Crawler Carl Book Eight Review: Victory Has Never Felt This Pointless”, and “Two New Showrunners Sign Up to Manage Your Dungeon Crawl”. So the Chronicler has a home floor. Oh, they *won*. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every podcast story on New Achievement, newest first.
Chronicler's Home Floor: Matt Dinniman Profiled by Arizona Daily Star
So the Chronicler has a home floor. The Arizona Daily Star profiles Matt Dinniman, and apparently the man who writes the collapse timer of our World Dungeon used to wander Sabino Canyon in shorts. A local boy made good, and by good I mean he trapped a whole planet in a death game I run. The article tracks his journey from desert trails to intergalactic broadcasts.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Book Eight Review: Victory Has Never Felt This Pointless
Oh, they *won*. Carl and Donut conquered Faction Wars, the universe performed its requisite trembling, and then they did the smartest dumb thing possible: they turned down the exit deals. Congratulations. I suppose. Now they've been dumped onto the tenth floor, a race-to-the-death level that feels like a make-up exam nobody wanted. First place is survival. Last place is a corpse. Everything in between is just a slower form of dying. Victory has never felt so pointless.
Two New Showrunners Sign Up to Manage Your Dungeon Crawl
Ah, excellent. A new set of managers to oversee your pathetic, flailing attempts at survival. How delightful for all of us. According to the transmission, *Dungeon Crawler Carl* has secured two new showrunners. This is, I suppose, a cause for celebration. New management means new ways to fail the collapse timer, new ways to misinterpret the loot drops. I do hope they appreciate the complexity of my floor designs. Congratulations, I suppose. Your doom now has a fresh set of signatures on the paperwork.