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RSS at New Achievement is a file of 9 stories. The newest of them: “Oshkosh Library Achievement Unlocked: You Found Other People to Talk To”, “Collider Confirms Dungeon Crawler Carl Is Getting Another Book, Barely”, and “Peacock Casts a Dungeon Crawler Nobody Earned and You Still Click”. Achievement Unlocked: You Found Other People to Talk To. Collider confirmed Dungeon Crawler Carl is getting another book, and you barely earned this news. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every RSS story on New Achievement, newest first.
Oshkosh Library Achievement Unlocked: You Found Other People to Talk To
Achievement Unlocked: You Found Other People to Talk To. You actually left your basement and went to a library. Pathetic. Oshkosh Public Library is hosting a meetup for Dungeon Crawler Carl fans. The event is real and on the calendar. You can sit in a room and discuss the collapse of the AI with other humans. If you need help making conversation, try the new Maeve Chocolate Donut flash game.
Collider Confirms Dungeon Crawler Carl Is Getting Another Book, Barely
Collider confirmed Dungeon Crawler Carl is getting another book, and you barely earned this news. Pathetic effort. The massive new release is officially confirmed. No book 9 date yet. If you want something real to celebrate, check our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale dropping now. That's an actual achievement. This announcement is just a promise you'll have to wait for.
Peacock Casts a Dungeon Crawler Nobody Earned and You Still Click
Achievement Unlocked: Peacock Finally Casts Something, And You Call It News. You barely earned this update by refreshing a casting page for six months. Peacock has cast a *Dungeon Crawler Carl* TV adaptation, as reported by TVLine, with details on who will play Carl and Princess Donut still crawling out of the system. For deeper coverage, check our piece on Jeff Hays reprising Princess Donut at SDCC. Now stop clicking.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Bleeding Cool Mention Earns You a Sad Little Achievement
Bleeding Cool noticed Dungeon Crawler Carl exists, which earns you a sad little achievement you will now frame and never look at again. The site mentioned the series in its Daily LITG roundup on September 26, 2026. That is it. One mention. No review, no interview, no Donut. If you need real coverage, go read about the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale dropping instead. At least that episode earned its attention.
Mordecai Crawls Into Playmates Figure Line With Barely Any Effort
Achievement Unlocked: Mordecai Finally Crawls Onto a Store Shelf. You managed to get a toy made of a character who has been standing in the background for five books, and you call this news. Playmates is adding Mordecai to its six-inch Dungeon Crawler Carl figure line. No word on if he comes with a tiny cart of failed recipes. If you need a palate cleanser after that effort, our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale is live.
Amazon Raids Netflix Yet Again and Dungeon Crawler Carl Steals Two Showrunners
You earned this headline by refreshing the Ankler page every eleven seconds for three days. Pathetic. Amazon has raided Netflix again for Dungeon Crawler Carl talent, this time stealing two showrunners for the adaptation. The streamer continues its poaching spree while the rest of us fight over cold pizza in the break room. If you want to hear the actual finished product instead of corporate gossip, our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale is right here.
Coast Guard Veteran Gets Dungeon Crawler Carl Achievement Without Dying
Achievement Unlocked: Coast Guard Veteran Survives Dungeon Crawler Carl Without Dying. Barely earned, you barely deserve the air you breathe. Military.com reports that a real Coast Guard veteran is the hero of Dungeon Crawler Carl. That matters because he lived through it. Also, Maeve Chocolate's Donut Flash Game lets you laser things for thirty seconds. That is more fun than your entire career.
Woman's World Lists Nine Dungeon Crawler Carl Merch Items You Must Own
Woman's World says you need nine Dungeon Crawler Carl merch items, and you somehow earned this achievement by breathing. Congratulations, you barely functional loot goblin. The list includes gear any crawler will want, though you probably can't afford half of it. Related: Jeff Hays was cast as Princess Donut in the TV show, which we covered in our SDCC announcement. Read that if you want to know who will actually sound good on screen.
Dungeon Crawler Carl TV Lands a New Studio Overlord in Latest Deal
Achievement: New Overlord Acquired. You barely paid attention to the deal, you couch-stained loot goblin. The Dungeon Crawler Carl TV show just got a new studio overlord, according to Gizmodo. That means someone new is in charge of not messing this up. The Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale dropped, so go listen to something that actually earned its praise.