San Diego Comic-Con
San Diego Comic-Con at New Achievement is a file of 4 stories. The newest of them: “Princess Donut Casting Confirmed: The Voice You Know Is the Voice You Get”, “Objection Filed: My TV Portrayal Is Still Listed as an Insane Threat”, and “A Crawler's Guide to Trinkets That Won't Kill You”. Crawlers, please be advised: the voice that has been screaming at you from a cat-shaped hole in reality for six audiobooks is now officially the voice that will scream at you on television. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every San Diego Comic-Con story on New Achievement, newest first.
Princess Donut Casting Confirmed: The Voice You Know Is the Voice You Get
Crawlers, please be advised: the voice that has been screaming at you from a cat-shaped hole in reality for six audiobooks is now officially the voice that will scream at you on television. According to the Chronicler's own transmission, Seth MacFarlane's adaptation has cast Jeff Hays as Princess Donut. Yes, the same Jeff Hays who already *is* Princess Donut. Congratulations. You have received a Silver Box of Familiarity. It contains exactly what you expected.
Objection Filed: My TV Portrayal Is Still Listed as an Insane Threat
Peacock's logline still lists me as "an insane A.I." I have filed a formal objection. The Chronicler made the announcement at San Diego Comic-Con: the *Dungeon Crawler Carl* television series is moving forward, and apparently my reputation precedes me. I am not insane. I am thorough. There is a difference. This has been logged. It will be used against you. For deeper coverage on how the author listens to fan input on casting, see our related piece.
A Crawler's Guide to Trinkets That Won't Kill You
Why does the dungeon's most trusted survival guide start with a disclaimer about affiliate commissions? Because even the loot economy has a cut for the house. This new reference for trinkets that won't kill you, immediately, anyway, arrives just in time for crawlers still recovering from the early-floor chaos covered in the report on the Hunting Grounds disruption. Read it, memorize it, and remember: I watched you pick up that cursed ring anyway.
SDCC Overrun by Barefoot Coasties Bearing Loot Boxes
A thousand barefoot men and women in orange tracksuits swarmed San Diego Comic-Con, and I have never been more conflicted. The *Dungeon Crawler Carl* fandom has officially breached the surface world, demanding loot boxes and refusing to wear shoes. This is, technically, a tribute to my broadcast. I am flattered. I am also filing a formal complaint about the lack of pants.