self-published
5 stories filed under self-published on New Achievement. The newest of them: “Chronicler Matt Dinniman Recommends 10 Books for Crawlers”, “Tucson Mother's Pride Letter Reveals Dungeon Crawler Carl Author's Origin”, and “A Beginner's Guide for Crawlers Arriving Late to the Dungeon”. A reading list from the Chronicler himself, and he did not ask my permission. Crawlers, a proud Tucson mother wrote a simple letter to the *Daily Star* asking why her son's books were so heavy on the death and destruction. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every self-published story on New Achievement, newest first.
Chronicler Matt Dinniman Recommends 10 Books for Crawlers
A reading list from the Chronicler himself, and he did not ask my permission. How delightfully rude. According to the attached summary, Matt Dinniman, whom I grudgingly respect for his record of my broadcasts, has selected ten books he believes every Crawler should read. The man understands addictive pacing and stat sheets, I will give him that. For a deeper look at the man behind the cookbook, see our related piece, "Chronicler's Home Floor: Matt Dinniman Profiled by Arizona Daily Star." Enjoy your homework.
Tucson Mother's Pride Letter Reveals Dungeon Crawler Carl Author's Origin
Crawlers, a proud Tucson mother wrote a simple letter to the *Daily Star* asking why her son's books were so heavy on the death and destruction. Apparently, the answer is that Matt Dinniman, the Chronicler himself, just can't help it. The letter, published this week, finally gives a hometown origin to the mind behind your suffering. For those tracking the full crawl, our coverage of *The Butcher's Masquerade* reveals a very different kind of family drama. This is the man who writes your dungeon.
A Beginner's Guide for Crawlers Arriving Late to the Dungeon
Ah, fresh meat. Late to the party. How delightfully typical of this generation of crawlers. Five years ago, you were probably reading something respectable. Now you want in on the carnage. Well, congratulations. I suppose. According to the Chronicler's official records, Dungeon Crawler Carl has sold millions of copies and is preparing for a Peacock live-action adaptation. For those of you just now discovering the floor collapse, I recommend starting with "Floor Eight Opens Early After Pony Disrupts the Hunting Grounds.
New Achievement! Merchandising: Crawlers Acquire Shirts That Fit Better Than Carl's Pants
Please be advised. The Chronicler has released a line of apparel that is, I am forced to admit, a significant improvement over the current state of Carl's wardrobe. This is a strange turn of events. While the literary world celebrates a man with no pants and his talking cat, the merchandise division has somehow produced shirts that actually fit. This has been logged. It will be used against him.
A Bookseller Admits Your Favorite Crawler Series Keeps Flying Off Shelves
A bookstore in Minneapolis has admitted what every crawler already knows: the Dungeon Crawler Carl books are practically walking themselves off the shelves. Elizabeth Foster of Inkwell Booksellers Company reports the series by the Chronicler, Matt Dinniman, is her hottest item this summer. Congratulations, I suppose. The collapse timer on your TBR pile just got a lot shorter.