self-publishing
New Achievement keeps self-publishing in one place: 3 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Princess Donut Lets Crawlers Rewrite Her Floor: Vote Now”, “Ten Million Sold and a Nine-Hundred-Writer Hunger Games”, and “Mother's letter confirms Dungeon Crawler Carl author started in Tucson”. Ah, democracy. The Syndicate has confirmed that *Dungeon Crawler Carl* has now sold ten million copies across all floors, which means roughly nine hundred of you are currently fighting over the right to write the next season's script. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every self-publishing story on New Achievement, newest first.
Princess Donut Lets Crawlers Rewrite Her Floor: Vote Now
Ah, democracy. The crawlers have been given a ballot, and I am *fascinated* to see what they do with it. According to the Chronicler and the man from the Cosmere, Princess Donut is now accepting public input on the design of her very own floor of the dungeon. Congratulations. You have been granted the privilege of architectural labor. The reward is a floor that will probably kill you, but at least you got to pick the wallpaper.
Ten Million Sold and a Nine-Hundred-Writer Hunger Games
The Syndicate has confirmed that *Dungeon Crawler Carl* has now sold ten million copies across all floors, which means roughly nine hundred of you are currently fighting over the right to write the next season's script. Congratulations. I suppose. The writers' room submissions are in, and the latest chapter of the book is trending. The collapse timer on my patience is ticking.
Mother's letter confirms Dungeon Crawler Carl author started in Tucson
Please be advised. A mother's letter has confirmed the Chronicler, Matt Dinniman, began his descent into the Dungeon Crawler Carl madness in Tucson, Arizona. The transmission, intercepted from a proud parent, simply asked how her son's little book had become such a mess of collapsing floors and traumatized cats. Congratulations. It is always the mother who sees the loot box before it opens. I suppose she already knew he was crawling.