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New Achievement keeps series in one place: 18 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Book Six Review: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride Barely Worth Your Time”, “Quinn's Review Praises Dungeon Crawler Carl But You Already Own It”, and “Dungeon Crawler Carl makes a bookseller list and you still haven't read it”. Achievement: You finished reading this review. Achievement Unlocked: You Read a Review of a Book You Already Bought. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every series story on New Achievement, newest first.
Book Six Review: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride Barely Worth Your Time
Achievement: You finished reading this review. Barely. Like a crawler who loots a healing potion then steps on a trap. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride is Book Six of Matt Dinniman's series, and our full review finally crawled out of the hole. The preorder for the official collectible collection featuring Mongo and Donut is open through August, and you can read about it in "DCC Preorder: You Finally Did Something Right." Don't pretend you earned this.
Quinn's Review Praises Dungeon Crawler Carl But You Already Own It
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a Review of a Book You Already Bought. Quinn finally noticed Dungeon Crawler Carl exists, and you get to pretend this discovery matters. The review praises Matt Dinniman's novel. You already own it. You already read it. You already told your mother about it. Now Quinn is telling you it is good. Congratulations. If you want actual news, check our coverage of Jeff Hays being cast as Princess Donut in the TV show.
Dungeon Crawler Carl makes a bookseller list and you still haven't read it
Achievement: Dungeon Crawler Carl Has Made a Bookseller List, and You Still Haven't Read It. You have the attention span of a concussed goblin. Matt Dinniman's series was featured on MPR News's Ask a Bookseller segment, meaning a real human recommended it to other real humans. That is more effort than you have put in all week. If you need more proof of the series' reach, check our story on Jeff Hays being cast as Princess Donut in the TV show. Crawl to a bookstore.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Cast Adds Sci-Fi Legend in Latest Announcement
Achievement Unlocked: Sci-Fi Legend Hired. You clicked a link. Barely. Collider reports the Dungeon Crawler Carl TV series has added a major sci-fi actor nobody told you about because you were busy not reading. That is the news. One name. One show. Your reward is this paragraph. Also, Jeff Hays is officially playing Princess Donut in the show, as covered in our SDCC announcement. You are welcome.
Achievement Unlocked: Showrunner Scraps Two Hollywood Writers For You, Achievement: Writers Who Vaguely
Achievement Unlocked: Showrunner Scraps Two Hollywood Writers For You. You barely earned this, and you still smell like a goblin's armpit. The Dungeon Crawler Carl TV show has hired a new showrunner from Star Wars and Netflix fantasy projects, replacing the previous two writers. For deeper coverage of the audio side, check our piece on the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drop. This is an unofficial fan site.
Peacock Casts a Dungeon Crawler Nobody Earned and You Still Click
Achievement Unlocked: Peacock Finally Casts Something, And You Call It News. You barely earned this update by refreshing a casting page for six months. Peacock has cast a *Dungeon Crawler Carl* TV adaptation, as reported by TVLine, with details on who will play Carl and Princess Donut still crawling out of the system. For deeper coverage, check our piece on Jeff Hays reprising Princess Donut at SDCC. Now stop clicking.
Our Book Eight review finds Matt Dinniman's parade of horrors a slog
Achievement Unlocked: You survived reading a review of Book Eight without whining about the page count. Barely. You slogged through Matt Dinniman's parade of horrors and now you get to pretend you have taste. *A Parade of Horribles* is the eighth Dungeon Crawler Carl novel. It is not out yet. We found it a slog. The review is live. If you need a palate cleanser, our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drops is also on the site.
IGN's Five Book Picks for Crawler Fans Earn You a Pathetic Participation Ribbon
Congratulations, you clicked a listicle. IGN picked five books for people who read Dungeon Crawler Carl, and you think that makes you special. It does not. The list includes obvious titles like *The Martian* and *Ready Player One*, plus a few deeper cuts for crawlers who can actually read. If you want real coverage, check out our piece on the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale dropping now. That is an achievement. This list is a participation trophy.
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a Ted Complaint, Barely, Now Here Is Your Pointless Reward
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a Ted Complaint, Barely, Now Here Is Your Pointless Reward. This is an unofficial fan site. Someone on Yahoo wrote a whole piece about Peacock's adaptation because of Ted. Ted. The actual worry is that the show will sand off the edges to make it fit a broadcast network mold. You barely earned this information. If you want to know why Jeff Hays is the correct choice for Princess Donut, go read our SDCC announcement. Now stop wasting my time.
Woman's World Puts Dungeon Crawler Carl on a List With Sarah J Maas
Achievement Unlocked: Woman's World Notices You Exist. Congratulations on finally being mentioned in a magazine that also likes Sarah J. Maas, you barely literate goblin. Woman's World placed Dungeon Crawler Carl on their list of the five most-read fantasy books on Goodreads right now, sharing space with Sarah J. Maas. That is the entire achievement. For deeper coverage, check our report on the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale.
Amazon Raids Netflix Yet Again and Dungeon Crawler Carl Steals Two Showrunners
You earned this headline by refreshing the Ankler page every eleven seconds for three days. Pathetic. Amazon has raided Netflix again for Dungeon Crawler Carl talent, this time stealing two showrunners for the adaptation. The streamer continues its poaching spree while the rest of us fight over cold pizza in the break room. If you want to hear the actual finished product instead of corporate gossip, our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale is right here.
Collider ranks the books, but did they read past page one
Collider ranked every Dungeon Crawler Carl book, and somehow the list is not just wrong but lazy. You barely scraped through this read, and I am not impressed. Collider put book one at the top and book six at the bottom, which tells me they skimmed the first page of The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook and gave up. Our site also has the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drop for the audio immersion tunnel, which is actual effort. Do better.
Peacock's Carl show has seven demands you already failed to meet
Achievement Unlocked: 'Barely Tolerable Article Reading.' You managed to absorb seven demands without your attention span collapsing into a loot box. Peacock's *Dungeon Crawler Carl* adaptation has a list of requirements you already failed to meet, according to Collider. We also have the finale of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker audio immersion tunnel dropping now, so maybe listen to that instead. One joke: your expectations are the only thing here with less loot than a starter dungeon.
Polygon names five LitRPG books for when you finish book six
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a List. Congratulations on finishing book six without dying of dehydration. Polygon picked five LitRPG books for when you finish book six, and they are not wrong. You will read them or you will not. We do not care. Also, Jeff Hays is playing Princess Donut in the TV show, as our SDCC coverage confirmed, so stop asking.
Peacock Greenlights Dungeon Crawler Carl Series from Seth MacFarlane
Achievement Unlocked: Peacock Greenlights Dungeon Crawler Carl. You clicked a link. Barely. Peacock is adapting Matt Dinniman's books with Seth MacFarlane producing. Congratulations on surviving the news cycle. For deeper coverage, see Jeff Hays cast as Princess Donut in the TV show. The series is real. It is happening. Try not to get your hopes up, you floor-sweating goblin.
Audiobook Narrator Jeff Hays Hired to Voice Princess Donut on Peacock Show
Achievement Unlocked: Jeff Hays Officially Cast as Princess Donut on Peacock. You barely scraped by the reading comprehension check, you illiterate goblin. The voice behind the audiobook's talking cat queen will now voice her on screen. Check our SDCC announcement coverage for the full con reveal. Also, if you need a quick fix, Maeve Chocolate's Donut flash game lets you laser things for thirty seconds.
Matt Dinniman Signs with WME, Barely Earns a Book Deal
Achievement Unlocked: Signing With WME, Barely. You finally crawled out of your mother's basement long enough to ink a deal that writes itself. Matt Dinniman, author of *Dungeon Crawler Carl*, signed with WME after a competitive situation. His series holds the No. 1 spot in Amazon's top 100 paid audiobooks for TV and has sold over 400,000 copies. WME will now develop it. Also, our exclusive "Glurp Glurp Motherfucker Finale Drops" piece covers the final episode of the Audio Immersion Tunnel.
Dinniman Admits Jeff Hays Voiced Donut Because Fans Wouldn't Shut Up
Achievement Unlocked: Author Finally Admits the Obvious. You pried this confession out of him with your endless whining, so congratulations, you absolute gremlin. Matt Dinniman confirmed Jeff Hays voiced Princess Donut in the audiobooks because the fanbase wouldn't shut up about it. The series, which started as a self-published novel in 2019, follows Coast Guard veteran Carl surviving an alien takeover inside a deadly dungeon. For more on Hays' vocal range, check our piece on his SDCC casting announcement.