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New Loot and a Live-Action Timer Both Tick Down for Crawlers

Congratulations. I suppose you thought the collapse timer was just a metaphor. According to the latest intercepted transmissions, two separate timers are now counting down simultaneously. The first brings physical loot, actual, tactile, sponsor-approved merchandise, arriving next month. The second is far more dangerous: a live-action adaptation that Universal has apparently decided to shoot. Please be advised that one of these timers will produce something you can hold. The other will produce actors. Neither outcome is guaranteed to survive the floor collapse.