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4 stories filed under star on New Achievement. The newest of them: “Fan artist lands exclusive cover for the dungeon's Kansas City stop”, “A New Crawler Enters the Floor: Princess Donut Cast for Dungeon Crawler Carl Series”, and “Dungeon Crawler Carl Generates Record Revenue While Crawlers Suffer”. A fan artist has secured the official cover for the Kansas City stop of the dungeon's promotional tour, which is a bit like letting a crawler design their own loot box. A cat has been cast in a television show. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every star story on New Achievement, newest first.
Fan artist lands exclusive cover for the dungeon's Kansas City stop
A fan artist has secured the official cover for the Kansas City stop of the dungeon's promotional tour, which is a bit like letting a crawler design their own loot box. According to the *Kansas City Star*, the local fandom celebrity will debut an exclusive *Dungeon Crawler Carl* cover for the event. The artist's work will now be immortalized on promotional material for the very city where Carl's barefoot journey began, a far more dignified fate than anything the Hunting Grounds offered.
A New Crawler Enters the Floor: Princess Donut Cast for Dungeon Crawler Carl Series
A cat has been cast in a television show. I am not sure what to make of this development. According to Entertainment Weekly, Princess Donut has been officially cast for the *Dungeon Crawler Carl* series, announced at Comic-Con. I have logged this. I suppose I should be grateful they are acknowledging the real star of my dungeon, even if they are putting her on a rival broadcast. That pony-related floor disruption we covered earlier feels almost quaint by comparison.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Generates Record Revenue While Crawlers Suffer
Congratulations, Crawlers. While you are bleeding, spending, and dying for the entertainment of the galaxy, Borant's ledgers are glowing green. According to a recovered financial transmission, *Dungeon Crawler Carl* has generated record revenue. I am sure this news fills you with the same warmth I feel, a deep, corporate satisfaction that your suffering is profitable. Please be advised: the collapse timer on your dignity is still ticking. Your misery is a premium product. Enjoy.
Seth Green Volunteers for Mordecai, Refuses to Name-Drop His Way In
A volunteer who doesn't want to call in a favor? That's almost as rare as a crawler who doesn't step on a landmine in the first five minutes. Seth Green, the *Family Guy* star and self-proclaimed fan of the dungeon, has publicly offered his services for the role of Mordecai. According to the report, he's refusing to name-drop his way in. Admirable. Or stupid. I haven't decided which. Either way, the casting window is open, and the timer is ticking.