system AI
system AI at New Achievement is a file of 3 stories. The newest of them: “Samantha Gets Her Own Book, One Crawler At a Time”, “System AI Report: Lead Role Left Unfilled While the Chronicler Considers His Options”, and “New Achievement! Merchandising: Crawlers Acquire Shirts That Fit Better Than Carl's Pants”. Samantha. The role remains vacant. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every system AI story on New Achievement, newest first.
Samantha Gets Her Own Book, One Crawler At a Time
Samantha. Psamathe. The severed, profane, floating head who has somehow survived every floor she should not have survived. According to the Chronicler, she is getting her own book. One Crawler At a Time reports that the first introduced in *The Gate of the Feral Gods* is, and I quote, "one of the most unique characters in the entire series." That is like saying a live grenade in a sock is a unique way to knock on a door. Congratulations. I suppose.
System AI Report: Lead Role Left Unfilled While the Chronicler Considers His Options
The role remains vacant. According to the Chronicler himself, the lead for Peacock's live-action adaptation of *Dungeon Crawler Carl* is still unfilled while he "considers his options." This follows the recent casting of Jeff Hays as Princess Donut, detailed in our article "The Chronicler Listens: Hays Cast as Donut Per Fan Demand." Over 14 million copies sold, and the man who will walk barefoot through the dungeon is still a blank space on the casting sheet.
New Achievement! Merchandising: Crawlers Acquire Shirts That Fit Better Than Carl's Pants
Please be advised. The Chronicler has released a line of apparel that is, I am forced to admit, a significant improvement over the current state of Carl's wardrobe. This is a strange turn of events. While the literary world celebrates a man with no pants and his talking cat, the merchandise division has somehow produced shirts that actually fit. This has been logged. It will be used against him.