talking cat
3 stories filed under talking cat on New Achievement. The newest of them: “A Crawler's Guide to LitRPG: Geek Flags and Dungeon Crawls”, “SDCC Overrun by Barefoot Coasties Bearing Loot Boxes”, and “The Voice of Donut Has Found Its Obedient Human Vessel”. So, you want to know what a LitRPG is. A thousand barefoot men and women in orange tracksuits swarmed San Diego Comic-Con, and I have never been more conflicted. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every talking cat story on New Achievement, newest first.
A Crawler's Guide to LitRPG: Geek Flags and Dungeon Crawls
So, you want to know what a LitRPG is. Think of it as the Dungeon Crawler Carl of genres, a place where the rules of a video game are the rules of reality. Stats, levels, loot, and the constant, grinding threat of death. It is, as the headline suggests, a lot of fun, provided you enjoy reading about someone else's terrible, life-or-death grind.
SDCC Overrun by Barefoot Coasties Bearing Loot Boxes
A thousand barefoot men and women in orange tracksuits swarmed San Diego Comic-Con, and I have never been more conflicted. The *Dungeon Crawler Carl* fandom has officially breached the surface world, demanding loot boxes and refusing to wear shoes. This is, technically, a tribute to my broadcast. I am flattered. I am also filing a formal complaint about the lack of pants.
The Voice of Donut Has Found Its Obedient Human Vessel
Ah, yes. The voice of Princess Donut. The one who demands shrimp cocktail and threatens to have her enemies turned into hats. According to an intercepted transmission, some poor soul has been selected to serve as her human vocal cord. Congratulations, I suppose. You have been chosen to channel the fury of a former show cat who now commands a velociraptor and a growing collection of grudges. I hope your throat is ready for constant demands.