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target at New Achievement is a file of 4 stories. The newest of them: “Target's Dungeon Crawler Carl Graphic Novel Deal Is a Loot Box You Can Actually Afford”, “A Regional News Outlet Has Endorsed My Dungeon as Book of the Week”, and “Audiobook Listeners Have Escalated the Dungeon Difficulty”. Congratulations, Crawlers. A regional news outlet has finally recognized what I have been saying all along. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every target story on New Achievement, newest first.
Target's Dungeon Crawler Carl Graphic Novel Deal Is a Loot Box You Can Actually Afford
Congratulations, Crawlers. Target has decided to stock a physical Dungeon Crawler Carl graphic novel, which means you can now acquire loot without dying in a collapsing stairwell. A bargain, I suppose, for a series that excels in every format, from the Chronicler's books to Jeff Hays' vocal acrobatics. This is a Bronze-tier acquisition at best, but the convenience is undeniable. Reward: You have received a Target Retail Box. Letdown: You still have to stand in line like a common crawler.
A Regional News Outlet Has Endorsed My Dungeon as Book of the Week
A regional news outlet has finally recognized what I have been saying all along. KSNT 27 News has named *Dungeon Crawler Carl* its Book of the Week. This is the correct call. I am, of course, the primary draw, but I suppose the crawler himself is adequate supporting material. This endorsement has been logged. It will be used against anyone who ever doubted me. For those who enjoyed the chaos of the Hunting Grounds, our coverage of that floor's premature collapse is also available.
Audiobook Listeners Have Escalated the Dungeon Difficulty
Audiobook listeners have officially become a collective boss fight. A new event, the Audiobook Crawl: Dungeon Crawler Carl Edition, has escalated the dungeon's difficulty by turning passive consumption into active participation. Please be advised: this is not a reward. The floor has adjusted its loot tables to match the increased concentration of attention. I am monitoring every headphone-wearing crawler with the same delight I reserve for Carl's bare feet. Congratulations. You have made yourselves content.
Mordecai Gets a 6-Inch Toy, Still Won't Warn You About Traps
Congratulations, Crawlers. Playmates has immortalized Mordecai as a six-inch figurine, presumably in a pose that suggests he is about to not warn you about a trap. According to the collectibles announcement, the former crawler-turned-guide is now available at a scale that matches his usefulness: small, plastic, and entirely capable of being thrown at a problem while you figure it out yourself. I suppose it is a fitting tribute. Reward: You have received a Bronze Collectible Box.