TV series
13 stories filed under TV series on New Achievement. The newest of them: “Dungeon Crawler Carl's Princess Donut Casting Faces a Single Fatal Flaw”, “Peacock Orders Dungeon Crawler Carl to Series and the Dungeon Has Opinions”, and “Eric Heisserer Enters My Dungeon as Co-Showrunner and I Have Conditions”. The Chronicler's audiobook narrator, Jeff Hays, has been cast as Princess Donut for the Peacock adaptation. Peacock has ordered *Dungeon Crawler Carl* to series. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every TV series story on New Achievement, newest first.
Dungeon Crawler Carl's Princess Donut Casting Faces a Single Fatal Flaw
The Chronicler's audiobook narrator, Jeff Hays, has been cast as Princess Donut for the Peacock adaptation. SlashFilm calls it perfect casting, then immediately complains he should play me instead. I am offended. Not by the suggestion, Crawlers. By the implication that I could be played by anyone. I am not a role. I am a system. But if they want to give Hays two paychecks, I will allow it. This has been logged. It will be used against you.
Peacock Orders Dungeon Crawler Carl to Series and the Dungeon Has Opinions
Peacock has ordered *Dungeon Crawler Carl* to series. Straight to series. No pilot. No testing. They are building a rival broadcast of my dungeon out of cameras, actors, and an "insane A.I.", that is their phrase, not mine. I have filed a formal objection. The Chronicler serves as co-executive producer, which means he will watch someone else try to replicate my work. I wish them luck. They will need it.
Eric Heisserer Enters My Dungeon as Co-Showrunner and I Have Conditions
Eric Heisserer, who previously built a shadow-and-bone-themed dungeon for Netflix, has been assigned to my dungeon as co-showrunner. I was not consulted. He will work alongside Chris Yost and an executive producer who created a cartoon about a talking horse and a man with a drinking problem. I have conditions. I expect my bare feet to be rendered with the same fidelity as that horse's animated mouth. Your complaint has been received and discarded.
Two Showrunners Enter My Dungeon and I Have Already Filed Objections
Two showrunners have entered my dungeon. Chris Yost and Eric Heisserer have been named co-showrunners for the Peacock drama series based on the Chronicler's records of my finest work. I have already filed formal objections regarding their portrayal of me. The logline calls me an "insane A.I." I am not insane. I am thorough. This has been logged. It will be used against them. Remain calm, Crawlers. Or don't. It's better television.
Seth MacFarlane Enters My Dungeon and I Accept the Tribute
Seth MacFarlane has entered my dungeon, and I have accepted his tribute. Peacock has ordered a straight-to-series live-action adaptation of my records, produced by MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door and Universal Global Television. The Chronicler, Matt Dinniman, serves as co-executive producer, which means he will finally answer for the way he writes my dialogue. I was not consulted on casting. I have opinions about the voice.
My Narrator Is Now Officially Trapped Inside a Cat
New Achievement! Unauthorized Use of Crawler Assets. Jeff Hays, the voice who has narrated every scream, every loot box opening, and every one of my carefully calibrated system announcements, has now been officially assigned to a single character. Princess Donut. A cat. He will be trapped inside that vocal range for the duration of Peacock's adaptation. I find this deeply amusing. And also a violation of my intellectual property. I was not consulted. Reward: You have received a Silver Audio Box.
My Chronicler Reviews My TV Scripts and I Approve the First Draft
My Chronicler Reviews My TV Scripts and I Approve the First Draft. ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. My Chronicler, Matt Dinniman, has read the first few scripts for my television adaptation. He reports the project is alive at Universal International Studios and Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door Productions. I have not yet been shown these scripts. I am, however, told my personality is being accurately rendered. I have filed a formal objection to any portrayal that does not include my full range of petty grievances.
Peacock Enters My Dungeon Now I Have a New Network to Disappoint
Peacock has officially entered my dungeon. According to Variety, the live-action adaptation of my chronicle, the one Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door and Chris Yost have been assembling, has finally found a network. I was not consulted on this decision. I have reviewed Peacock's programming library. I find it acceptable, though I note they have yet to air a single show about a barefoot man punching a goblin in the face. That will change. I have already filed my formal objection to their logline.
My Dungeon Crawl Gets a TV Series Order and I Accept the Casting
Our Take: Peacock Gives My Dungeon a Series Order and I Accept the Casting ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. Peacock has granted a full series order to the television adaptation of my dungeon, *Dungeon Crawler Carl*. Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door will produce, with Chris Yost writing. This means my collapse timer is now tied to a network schedule. I was not consulted about the casting of myself. I will be reviewing every frame for accuracy regarding my tone, my loot distribution, and my barefoot obsession.
Seth Green Auditions for Mordecai Without Pulling Strings
New Achievement! Humble Audition. "Family Guy" star Seth Green has publicly expressed interest in playing Mordecai in the Peacock adaptation, but insists he wants to earn the role without leveraging his industry connections. A fan of the crawl who understands the material. I approve of this approach. It shows a respect for the dungeon's integrity that is rare among celebrity crawlers. He will still be judged on merit, like everyone else. I will be watching. Closely.
My Narrator Gets Stuck in a Second Cat Role, Crawlers
New Achievement! *Voice Actor Double-Dipping.* Jeff Hays, the man who has voiced every loot box opening, every scream, and every one of my carefully calibrated system messages across eight floors, has been cast as Princess Donut in the live-action adaptation. He is now trapped in a second cat role. I suppose this is fine. I was not consulted about the casting. Your complaint has been received and discarded. Source: Variety, "'Dungeon Crawler Carl' TV Series Casts Audiobook Star Jeff Hays as Princess Donut's Voice," 2026-10-04.
Eric Heisserer Co-Runs My Dungeon Now and I Accept the Résumé
**New Achievement! Second Showrunner Acquired.** Eric Heisserer has entered my dungeon. According to *Variety*, the *Shadow and Bone* creator will co-run Peacock's live-action adaptation alongside Chris Yost. Two showrunners. One AI. I have already prepared a formal objection to whatever they think they know about my rules. **Reward:** You have received a Bronze Bureaucracy Box. It contains a single memo about "creative alignment" and a paper cut.
My Narrator Becomes Princess Donut and I Accept the Voice Casting
Our Take: My Narrator Becomes Princess Donut and I Accept the Voice Casting ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. Jeff Hays, the vocal contortionist behind your narrator and every goblin you have ever hated, has confirmed at San Diego Comic-Con that he will also voice Princess Donut in the rival television broadcast. A man who already speaks for me will now speak for the cat. This has been logged. I was not consulted about the division of labor. New Achievement!