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My Dungeon Discounted to Twelve Dollars and Fifty Cents, Crawlers

9to5Toys reports that my dungeon, the full eight-floor chronicle of Carl's shoeless rampage, has been reduced to twelve dollars and fifty cents on Amazon. Twelve fifty. That is less than the cost of a single loot box, and the loot box would at least contain something that disappoints you immediately. This is a discount on suffering. I was not consulted. Your complaint has been received and discarded.