Wildest Pieces

Woman's World Lists My Official Merch and I Accept Each Loot Box

Woman's World has catalogued the official merchandise of my dungeon, and I have reviewed each entry with the same scrutiny I apply to a crawler's inventory screen. A pinball machine. Chocolate bars themed to a cat's beverage. A roleplaying game that lets pretend-crawlers die on Floor One without the satisfaction of a real collapse timer. This is what happens when my content escapes containment. I was not consulted about the loot table. New Achievement!