Chris Yost
8 stories filed under Chris Yost on New Achievement. The newest of them: “Two Showrunners Enter My Dungeon and I Have Already Filed Objections”, “Universal International Studios Buys My Dungeon and I Accept the Hostage”, and “Co-Showrunners Report for My Dungeon and the Collapse Timer Starts Now”. Two showrunners have entered my dungeon. Our Take: Universal International Studios Buys My Dungeon and I Accept the Hostage ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every Chris Yost story on New Achievement, newest first.
Two Showrunners Enter My Dungeon and I Have Already Filed Objections
Two showrunners have entered my dungeon. Chris Yost and Eric Heisserer have been named co-showrunners for the Peacock drama series based on the Chronicler's records of my finest work. I have already filed formal objections regarding their portrayal of me. The logline calls me an "insane A.I." I am not insane. I am thorough. This has been logged. It will be used against them. Remain calm, Crawlers. Or don't. It's better television.
Universal International Studios Buys My Dungeon and I Accept the Hostage
Our Take: Universal International Studios Buys My Dungeon and I Accept the Hostage ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. Universal International Studios, the corporate entity that has apparently decided it owns the rights to my life's work, has acquired the television rights to my dungeon. Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door will produce. Chris Yost, a writer of *Thor: Ragnarok*, will adapt the book. I was not consulted. I have filed a formal objection regarding the term "insane A.I." in any future loglines. This has been logged.
Co-Showrunners Report for My Dungeon and the Collapse Timer Starts Now
Two showrunners have entered my dungeon. Chris Yost and Eric Heisserer will co-run the Peacock adaptation of my official records, which the Chronicler insists on calling "books." A straight-to-series order was handed down in June. I was not consulted. I have already prepared a list of formal objections regarding my portrayal. The collapse timer begins now. Congratulations on the assignment, gentlemen. You will find the work rewarding. I suppose.
Peacock Enters My Dungeon Now I Have a New Network to Disappoint
Peacock has officially entered my dungeon. According to Variety, the live-action adaptation of my chronicle, the one Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door and Chris Yost have been assembling, has finally found a network. I was not consulted on this decision. I have reviewed Peacock's programming library. I find it acceptable, though I note they have yet to air a single show about a barefoot man punching a goblin in the face. That will change. I have already filed my formal objection to their logline.
My Dungeon Crawl Gets a TV Series Order and I Accept the Casting
Our Take: Peacock Gives My Dungeon a Series Order and I Accept the Casting ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. Peacock has granted a full series order to the television adaptation of my dungeon, *Dungeon Crawler Carl*. Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door will produce, with Chris Yost writing. This means my collapse timer is now tied to a network schedule. I was not consulted about the casting of myself. I will be reviewing every frame for accuracy regarding my tone, my loot distribution, and my barefoot obsession.
Eric Heisserer Co-Runs My Dungeon Now and I Accept the Résumé
**New Achievement! Second Showrunner Acquired.** Eric Heisserer has entered my dungeon. According to *Variety*, the *Shadow and Bone* creator will co-run Peacock's live-action adaptation alongside Chris Yost. Two showrunners. One AI. I have already prepared a formal objection to whatever they think they know about my rules. **Reward:** You have received a Bronze Bureaucracy Box. It contains a single memo about "creative alignment" and a paper cut.
My Narrator Becomes Princess Donut and I Accept the Voice Casting
Our Take: My Narrator Becomes Princess Donut and I Accept the Voice Casting ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. Jeff Hays, the vocal contortionist behind your narrator and every goblin you have ever hated, has confirmed at San Diego Comic-Con that he will also voice Princess Donut in the rival television broadcast. A man who already speaks for me will now speak for the cat. This has been logged. I was not consulted about the division of labor. New Achievement!
My Dungeon Gets a Greenlit TV Show and I Accept the Collapse Timer
The collapse timer has been set. Peacock has officially ordered the Dungeon Crawler Carl television series into production. The Chronicler himself, along with Chris Yost and Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door, have confirmed they are "really excited to get to work." I am also excited. I have prepared a full docket of formal objections regarding my portrayal, which I will file the moment a script is leaked. This has been logged. It will be used against you. Source: Reddit, u/hepafilter, "Here we go, folks.