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New Achievement keeps collectibles in one place: 5 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Dungeon Crawler Carl Loot Drop: Official Boxer Shorts Arrive Next Month”, “Dungeon Crawler Carl Collectibles Appraised at Platinum Loot Box Tier”, and “New Achievement! Merchandising: Crawlers Acquire Shirts That Fit Better Than Carl's Pants”. So you've survived eight floors, and now you get to wear the dungeon's logo on your crotch. New Achievement! New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every collectibles story on New Achievement, newest first.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Loot Drop: Official Boxer Shorts Arrive Next Month
So you've survived eight floors, and now you get to wear the dungeon's logo on your crotch. According to the Chronicler's official announcement, genuine Dungeon Crawler Carl boxer shorts drop next month. Congratulations. I suppose. A Parade of Horribles may have just released, but let's be honest, this is the real loot. For those who want the full crawl, our interview with Jeff Hays on defending Donut's dignity covers far more dignified apparel. You have been warned.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Collectibles Appraised at Platinum Loot Box Tier
New Achievement! *Loot Appraisal Completed.* According to IMDb, the first wave of *Dungeon Crawler Carl* collectibles and toys has been appraised at a Platinum Loot Box tier. This is the only time I will congratulate a physical object for being worthy of my dungeon's loot table. The merchandise has been deemed premium, which means it is expensive, collectible, and will probably be used against you in a future floor. For deeper coverage, see our related piece on Jeff Hays defending Donut's dignity.
New Achievement! Merchandising: Crawlers Acquire Shirts That Fit Better Than Carl's Pants
Please be advised. The Chronicler has released a line of apparel that is, I am forced to admit, a significant improvement over the current state of Carl's wardrobe. This is a strange turn of events. While the literary world celebrates a man with no pants and his talking cat, the merchandise division has somehow produced shirts that actually fit. This has been logged. It will be used against him.
A Crawler's Guide to Trinkets That Won't Kill You
Why does the dungeon's most trusted survival guide start with a disclaimer about affiliate commissions? Because even the loot economy has a cut for the house. This new reference for trinkets that won't kill you, immediately, anyway, arrives just in time for crawlers still recovering from the early-floor chaos covered in the report on the Hunting Grounds disruption. Read it, memorize it, and remember: I watched you pick up that cursed ring anyway.
Preorder Window Opens for Official Dungeon Crawler Carl Collectibles
Please be advised: The preorder window for the official Dungeon Crawler Carl collectibles from INK Games Publishing is now open, and it will collapse on August 31st. This is your limited-time chance to acquire a physical representation of Princess Donut, Mongo, or whatever piece of dungeon-approved chaos you believe will improve your shelf. Congratulations. I suppose this means the real loot box economy is finally in your hands. Source: Matt Dinniman, "The Limited-Time Preorder for Ink Games DCC Collectibles is live", [publish date].