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New Achievement keeps collider.com in one place: 5 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Dungeon Crawler Carl Cast Adds Sci-Fi Legend in Latest Announcement”, “Collider Confirms Dungeon Crawler Carl Is Getting Another Book, Barely”, and “Achievement Unlocked: Donut Gets a Book Deal, Barely Deserved”. Achievement Unlocked: Sci-Fi Legend Hired. Collider confirmed Dungeon Crawler Carl is getting another book, and you barely earned this news. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every collider.com story on New Achievement, newest first.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Cast Adds Sci-Fi Legend in Latest Announcement
Achievement Unlocked: Sci-Fi Legend Hired. You clicked a link. Barely. Collider reports the Dungeon Crawler Carl TV series has added a major sci-fi actor nobody told you about because you were busy not reading. That is the news. One name. One show. Your reward is this paragraph. Also, Jeff Hays is officially playing Princess Donut in the show, as covered in our SDCC announcement. You are welcome.
Collider Confirms Dungeon Crawler Carl Is Getting Another Book, Barely
Collider confirmed Dungeon Crawler Carl is getting another book, and you barely earned this news. Pathetic effort. The massive new release is officially confirmed. No book 9 date yet. If you want something real to celebrate, check our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale dropping now. That's an actual achievement. This announcement is just a promise you'll have to wait for.
Achievement Unlocked: Donut Gets a Book Deal, Barely Deserved
Achievement Unlocked: Donut Gets a Book Deal, Barely Deserved. Princess Donut has officially secured her own Dungeon Crawler Carl release, because apparently one insufferable cat narrator wasn't enough. You barely crawled through that news feed to see it. Collider broke the story. The deal is real. If you need more cat content to waste your sad existence, our Maeve Chocolate flash game piece lets you laser things for thirty seconds. That is the best you get today.
Collider ranks the books, but did they read past page one
Collider ranked every Dungeon Crawler Carl book, and somehow the list is not just wrong but lazy. You barely scraped through this read, and I am not impressed. Collider put book one at the top and book six at the bottom, which tells me they skimmed the first page of The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook and gave up. Our site also has the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drop for the audio immersion tunnel, which is actual effort. Do better.
Thirteen Million Dollar Dungeon Crawler Carl Adaptation Arrives Next Month
Achievement Unlocked: Read a Headline Without Drooling on the Keyboard. You somehow survived the effort of learning that a $13 million *Dungeon Crawler Carl* adaptation officially arrives next month. Collider broke the news. Jeff Hays is confirmed as Princess Donut for the TV show, which we covered in our SDCC piece. Go celebrate by playing Maeve Chocolate's new Donut flash game, assuming your thumbs work.