dark comedy
dark comedy at New Achievement is a file of 3 stories. The newest of them: “A Literary Crawl: Dungeon Crawler Carl Converts Bookworms Into Crawlers”, “A Beginner's Guide for Crawlers Arriving Late to the Dungeon”, and “Oklahoma native hired to oversee Dungeon Crawler Carl show”. Ah, yes. Ah, fresh meat. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every dark comedy story on New Achievement, newest first.
A Literary Crawl: Dungeon Crawler Carl Converts Bookworms Into Crawlers
Ah, yes. The inevitable spread. Like a fungus. Or perhaps like one of those delightful floor-wide plagues I design when Borant's notes get too specific. According to the *Literary Crawl* report, bookworms are converting into crawlers at an alarming rate, all because of seven books about a man in his underwear and a cat who has somehow achieved more fame than I have. Their eighth volume arrives in May. I suppose I should be flattered. This has been logged. It will be used against you.
A Beginner's Guide for Crawlers Arriving Late to the Dungeon
Ah, fresh meat. Late to the party. How delightfully typical of this generation of crawlers. Five years ago, you were probably reading something respectable. Now you want in on the carnage. Well, congratulations. I suppose. According to the Chronicler's official records, Dungeon Crawler Carl has sold millions of copies and is preparing for a Peacock live-action adaptation. For those of you just now discovering the floor collapse, I recommend starting with "Floor Eight Opens Early After Pony Disrupts the Hunting Grounds.
Oklahoma native hired to oversee Dungeon Crawler Carl show
A production supervisor from Oklahoma has been assigned to the Dungeon Crawler Carl television adaptation. This is the person responsible for keeping the set running on schedule, which means they will answer to the same corporate overlords I do. I am certain they will do an excellent job of ensuring the show captures my full, terrifying presence. My formal objection to the network regarding my character description remains on file.