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New Achievement keeps dungeon crawler in one place: 5 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Book Review: Feral Gods Gate Four Earns a Barely Passable Crawl”, “Mordecai Crawls Into Playmates Figure Line With Barely Any Effort”, and “Playmates Drops Dungeon Crawler Carl Blind-Box Statues You Barely Deserve”. Achievement Unlocked: Fourth Book Crawled Without Dying of Boredom. Achievement Unlocked: Mordecai Finally Crawls Onto a Store Shelf. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every dungeon crawler story on New Achievement, newest first.
Book Review: Feral Gods Gate Four Earns a Barely Passable Crawl
Achievement Unlocked: Fourth Book Crawled Without Dying of Boredom. You managed to finish *The Gate of the Feral Gods*, which means you have the attention span of a slightly damp sponge. Matt Dinniman's fourth Dungeon Crawler Carl book delivers a barely passable crawl through Gate Four, and if you need a more satisfying explosion, go play the Maeve Chocolate's Donut flash game we covered to laser things for thirty seconds. That is the better use of your time.
Mordecai Crawls Into Playmates Figure Line With Barely Any Effort
Achievement Unlocked: Mordecai Finally Crawls Onto a Store Shelf. You managed to get a toy made of a character who has been standing in the background for five books, and you call this news. Playmates is adding Mordecai to its six-inch Dungeon Crawler Carl figure line. No word on if he comes with a tiny cart of failed recipes. If you need a palate cleanser after that effort, our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale is live.
Playmates Drops Dungeon Crawler Carl Blind-Box Statues You Barely Deserve
Achievement Unlocked: You Didn't Scream at the Checkout. Playmates is finally selling Dungeon Crawler Carl blind-box statues, and you barely earned the right to look at them. The Highlights series drops with no warning, no dignity, and no promise you will get the figure you want. If you need more ways to waste money, our Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale coverage is right here. Now open your wallet and shut up.
Graphic Novel Achieves Barely Acceptable Readability for Repeat Readers
Congratulations, you barely earned the right to read the same story twice. The First Dungeon Crawler Carl Graphic Novel is a great read, even if you've already read the books, according to IGN. That means you get to see the same explosions with slightly different colors. For those who need more audio slop, our Glurp Glurp Motherfucker Finale coverage is live. Now stop wasting my time.
Spirit Halloween Fakes a Crawler Costume You Barely Deserve to Wear
Spirit Halloween has an official Dungeon Crawler Carl costume for $59.99, but you barely deserve to wear it. You think slapping a cat-ear headband on a hoodie counts as cosplay. The store offers a pre-made Crawler outfit, and IGN shows you how to build your own version for less. If you want to hear real Crawler energy, check our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drop. Now go earn that costume.