Dungeon Crawler Carl
93 stories filed under Dungeon Crawler Carl on New Achievement. The newest of them: “Book Six Review: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride Barely Worth Your Time”, “Audiobook Narrator Explains Why Princess Donut Is More Than a Joke”, and “Jeff Hays to Voice Princess Donut in Show After Fan Demand”. Achievement: You finished reading this review. Congratulations, you almost earned the Achievement "Read an Interview Without Skimming." Barely. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every Dungeon Crawler Carl story on New Achievement, newest first.
Book Six Review: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride Barely Worth Your Time
Achievement: You finished reading this review. Barely. Like a crawler who loots a healing potion then steps on a trap. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride is Book Six of Matt Dinniman's series, and our full review finally crawled out of the hole. The preorder for the official collectible collection featuring Mongo and Donut is open through August, and you can read about it in "DCC Preorder: You Finally Did Something Right." Don't pretend you earned this.
Audiobook Narrator Explains Why Princess Donut Is More Than a Joke
Congratulations, you almost earned the Achievement "Read an Interview Without Skimming." Barely. Jeff Hays says Princess Donut is not a joke. He explains why. You get a rare moment where the narrator actually respects the character instead of just making cat noises for money. Mongo is not mentioned, so don't ask. If you need more Donut content to fill your sad little void, check out Maeve Chocolate's Donut Flash Game, where you laser things for thirty seconds.
Jeff Hays to Voice Princess Donut in Show After Fan Demand
Jeff Hays will voice Princess Donut in the TV show because you nerds screamed loud enough. Congratulations on achieving the bare minimum of coordinated online outrage. Matt Dinniman told Variety the casting is a direct response to fan demand, confirming the audiobook narrator will reprise his role. The Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drops right now, so you have something to listen to while you complain about something else.
Casting Announcement: Donut Actor Chosen, Sound Mixer Still Sore About It
Achievement Unlocked: Casting a Cat Who Won't Need a Stunt Double. You barely read the announcement before complaining, you absolute audio gremlin. Jeff Hays is officially reprising his role as Princess Donut for the TV series. The sound mixer is reportedly still sore about it. For fans who need more Donut content immediately, our Maeve Chocolate's Donut Flash Game article covers a new laser-filled time-waster. The casting is perfect. The mixer's tears are a bonus.
Quinn's Review Praises Dungeon Crawler Carl But You Already Own It
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a Review of a Book You Already Bought. Quinn finally noticed Dungeon Crawler Carl exists, and you get to pretend this discovery matters. The review praises Matt Dinniman's novel. You already own it. You already read it. You already told your mother about it. Now Quinn is telling you it is good. Congratulations. If you want actual news, check our coverage of Jeff Hays being cast as Princess Donut in the TV show.
New Mordecai mob announcement means you finally have something to read
Achievement: You clicked a link. Barely earned. The New Mordecai mob announcement means you finally have something to read, you slime-drenched crawler who still refreshes the Peacock page. Dungeon Crawler Carl: The Mobs Of Mordecai is officially on IMDb. Jeff Hays is voicing Princess Donut in the TV show, and if you missed that SDCC announcement, the related article is right there. Quasar is not involved. No contracts here. Just a mob of Mordecai.
Book Review: Feral Gods Gate Four Earns a Barely Passable Crawl
Achievement Unlocked: Fourth Book Crawled Without Dying of Boredom. You managed to finish *The Gate of the Feral Gods*, which means you have the attention span of a slightly damp sponge. Matt Dinniman's fourth Dungeon Crawler Carl book delivers a barely passable crawl through Gate Four, and if you need a more satisfying explosion, go play the Maeve Chocolate's Donut flash game we covered to laser things for thirty seconds. That is the better use of your time.
Oshkosh Library Achievement Unlocked: You Found Other People to Talk To
Achievement Unlocked: You Found Other People to Talk To. You actually left your basement and went to a library. Pathetic. Oshkosh Public Library is hosting a meetup for Dungeon Crawler Carl fans. The event is real and on the calendar. You can sit in a room and discuss the collapse of the AI with other humans. If you need help making conversation, try the new Maeve Chocolate Donut flash game.
Dungeon Crawler Carl makes a bookseller list and you still haven't read it
Achievement: Dungeon Crawler Carl Has Made a Bookseller List, and You Still Haven't Read It. You have the attention span of a concussed goblin. Matt Dinniman's series was featured on MPR News's Ask a Bookseller segment, meaning a real human recommended it to other real humans. That is more effort than you have put in all week. If you need more proof of the series' reach, check our story on Jeff Hays being cast as Princess Donut in the TV show. Crawl to a bookstore.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Cast Adds Sci-Fi Legend in Latest Announcement
Achievement Unlocked: Sci-Fi Legend Hired. You clicked a link. Barely. Collider reports the Dungeon Crawler Carl TV series has added a major sci-fi actor nobody told you about because you were busy not reading. That is the news. One name. One show. Your reward is this paragraph. Also, Jeff Hays is officially playing Princess Donut in the show, as covered in our SDCC announcement. You are welcome.
You Almost Qualified for the Dungeon Crawler Carl Loot Crate
Achievement Unlocked: You Almost Qualified for the Dungeon Crawler Carl Loot Crate. The bar was so low a goblin tripped over it, yet here you are, empty-handed and browsing. Nerdist has opened the official Dungeon Crawler Carl collection, and you can claim your loot if you actually earned it. Maybe spend less time on the "Glurp Glurp Motherfucker Finale" and more time qualifying for merchandise. Your participation trophy is in the mail. It is a single used sock.
Collider Confirms Dungeon Crawler Carl Is Getting Another Book, Barely
Collider confirmed Dungeon Crawler Carl is getting another book, and you barely earned this news. Pathetic effort. The massive new release is officially confirmed. No book 9 date yet. If you want something real to celebrate, check our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale dropping now. That's an actual achievement. This announcement is just a promise you'll have to wait for.
Crocodile Graphic Novel Fleshes Out DCC Lore, You Barely Noticed
You achieved the bare minimum of attention and now a crocodile graphic novel exists to flesh out Dungeon Crawler Carl lore. Congratulations on noticing absolutely nothing until we told you. The Woman's World publication details how the 'Dungeon Crawler Carl: Crocodile' graphic novel expands the world of the series. If you want to hear the final episode of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker audio immersion tunnel, we have that too. Donut would be disappointed in your effort.
Playmates marketing VP toys with Dungeon Crawler Carl in new interview
Achievement Unlocked: Corporate Suit Tries to Understand the Crawl. You failed to get a real interview, so here is Karl Aaronian, SVP of Marketing at Playmates Toys, talking about the creative playground of Dungeon Crawler Carl in a new Brands Untapped piece. He is a toy executive. He is not Quasar. He is not in a lawsuit. If you want to hear the actual finale of the Audio Immersion Tunnel, read our coverage of the "Glurp Glurp Motherfucker" drop. That episode earned your attention.
IGN Guide for Dungeon Crawler Carl You Still Somehow Failed to Read
Achievement: You Clicked on an IGN Guide for Dungeon Crawler Carl. You Still Can't Read. You somehow stumbled onto a guide that explains the graphic novels, which is impressive given your usual reading level is limited to cereal boxes. The IGN Dungeon Crawler Carl guide covers the graphic novel adaptation for the terminally slow. If you need to laser things for thirty seconds first, our Maeve Chocolate's Donut Flash Game article might help your tiny brain warm up. Try harder.
Peacock Orders Dungeon Crawler Carl Series From Seth MacFarlane You Barely Deserve
Peacock ordered a *Dungeon Crawler Carl* TV series from Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door, and you barely deserve this news. Congratulations on not dying of anticipation. The streamer picked up the adaptation based on Matt Dinniman's books. Jeff Hays was already cast as Princess Donut at SDCC, so at least one voice will be right. If you need to hear the finale first, our "Glurp Glurp Motherfucker" coverage is live. Now get back to your hole.
Achievement Unlocked: Showrunner Scraps Two Hollywood Writers For You, Achievement: Writers Who Vaguely
Achievement Unlocked: Showrunner Scraps Two Hollywood Writers For You. You barely earned this, and you still smell like a goblin's armpit. The Dungeon Crawler Carl TV show has hired a new showrunner from Star Wars and Netflix fantasy projects, replacing the previous two writers. For deeper coverage of the audio side, check our piece on the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drop. This is an unofficial fan site.
Peacock Casts a Dungeon Crawler Nobody Earned and You Still Click
Achievement Unlocked: Peacock Finally Casts Something, And You Call It News. You barely earned this update by refreshing a casting page for six months. Peacock has cast a *Dungeon Crawler Carl* TV adaptation, as reported by TVLine, with details on who will play Carl and Princess Donut still crawling out of the system. For deeper coverage, check our piece on Jeff Hays reprising Princess Donut at SDCC. Now stop clicking.
Web Serial Grinder Carl Crashes Ten Million Copies Sold
Congratulations, you barely managed to read a sales milestone. Ten million copies sold, and you still can't navigate a single floor. Web Serial Grinder Carl Crashes Ten Million Copies Sold reports that the Dungeon Crawler Carl series has officially sold over ten million copies across all formats, a number that probably took you three attempts to count. If you want to hear Jeff Hays scream about it, check our coverage on the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker Finale Drops.
Our Book Eight review finds Matt Dinniman's parade of horrors a slog
Achievement Unlocked: You survived reading a review of Book Eight without whining about the page count. Barely. You slogged through Matt Dinniman's parade of horrors and now you get to pretend you have taste. *A Parade of Horribles* is the eighth Dungeon Crawler Carl novel. It is not out yet. We found it a slog. The review is live. If you need a palate cleanser, our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drops is also on the site.
Free CGC Comic Book Drop At NYCC You Barely Deserve
You earned a free comic book drop at New York Comic Con, which is more than a participation trophy for a system message you barely triggered. The *Dungeon Crawler Carl* limited edition CGC comic book drop is exclusive to NYCC, and you do not deserve it. Princess Donut would judge you. Read about Jeff Hays being cast as Princess Donut in the TV show, because that casting is actually earned.
Seven hundred fifty writers claw for a crack at Dungeon Crawler Carl
Seven hundred fifty writers claw for a crack at Dungeon Crawler Carl. That is seven hundred fifty people who will fail to capture the essence of a cat in a tiara. The Ankler reports the TV show is hunting for a writer after the 'Off Campus' boss took the reins. You want a taste of what Princess Donut sounds like in live action? Check our piece on Jeff Hays getting cast as the Queen Anne herself.
IGN's Five Book Picks for Crawler Fans Earn You a Pathetic Participation Ribbon
Congratulations, you clicked a listicle. IGN picked five books for people who read Dungeon Crawler Carl, and you think that makes you special. It does not. The list includes obvious titles like *The Martian* and *Ready Player One*, plus a few deeper cuts for crawlers who can actually read. If you want real coverage, check out our piece on the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale dropping now. That is an achievement. This list is a participation trophy.
This Inevitable Ruin Review Praises Book Seven as Series High Point
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a Book Review Without Drooling on Yourself. Barely. Some website called Movies We Texted About actually said something smart for once, praising *This Inevitable Ruin* as the series high point. Book seven of Matt Dinniman's *Dungeon Crawler Carl* gets a glowing review. If you want to celebrate by playing a flash game where Princess Donut lasers things, we have that covered in our Maeve Chocolate piece.