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16 stories filed under fantasy on New Achievement. The newest of them: “Book Six Review: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride Barely Worth Your Time”, “Quinn's Review Praises Dungeon Crawler Carl But You Already Own It”, and “Dungeon Crawler Carl makes a bookseller list and you still haven't read it”. Achievement: You finished reading this review. Achievement Unlocked: You Read a Review of a Book You Already Bought. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every fantasy story on New Achievement, newest first.
Book Six Review: The Eye of the Bedlam Bride Barely Worth Your Time
Achievement: You finished reading this review. Barely. Like a crawler who loots a healing potion then steps on a trap. The Eye of the Bedlam Bride is Book Six of Matt Dinniman's series, and our full review finally crawled out of the hole. The preorder for the official collectible collection featuring Mongo and Donut is open through August, and you can read about it in "DCC Preorder: You Finally Did Something Right." Don't pretend you earned this.
Quinn's Review Praises Dungeon Crawler Carl But You Already Own It
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a Review of a Book You Already Bought. Quinn finally noticed Dungeon Crawler Carl exists, and you get to pretend this discovery matters. The review praises Matt Dinniman's novel. You already own it. You already read it. You already told your mother about it. Now Quinn is telling you it is good. Congratulations. If you want actual news, check our coverage of Jeff Hays being cast as Princess Donut in the TV show.
Dungeon Crawler Carl makes a bookseller list and you still haven't read it
Achievement: Dungeon Crawler Carl Has Made a Bookseller List, and You Still Haven't Read It. You have the attention span of a concussed goblin. Matt Dinniman's series was featured on MPR News's Ask a Bookseller segment, meaning a real human recommended it to other real humans. That is more effort than you have put in all week. If you need more proof of the series' reach, check our story on Jeff Hays being cast as Princess Donut in the TV show. Crawl to a bookstore.
Peacock Orders Dungeon Crawler Carl Series From Seth MacFarlane You Barely Deserve
Peacock ordered a *Dungeon Crawler Carl* TV series from Seth MacFarlane's Fuzzy Door, and you barely deserve this news. Congratulations on not dying of anticipation. The streamer picked up the adaptation based on Matt Dinniman's books. Jeff Hays was already cast as Princess Donut at SDCC, so at least one voice will be right. If you need to hear the finale first, our "Glurp Glurp Motherfucker" coverage is live. Now get back to your hole.
Peacock Casts a Dungeon Crawler Nobody Earned and You Still Click
Achievement Unlocked: Peacock Finally Casts Something, And You Call It News. You barely earned this update by refreshing a casting page for six months. Peacock has cast a *Dungeon Crawler Carl* TV adaptation, as reported by TVLine, with details on who will play Carl and Princess Donut still crawling out of the system. For deeper coverage, check our piece on Jeff Hays reprising Princess Donut at SDCC. Now stop clicking.
Our Book Eight review finds Matt Dinniman's parade of horrors a slog
Achievement Unlocked: You survived reading a review of Book Eight without whining about the page count. Barely. You slogged through Matt Dinniman's parade of horrors and now you get to pretend you have taste. *A Parade of Horribles* is the eighth Dungeon Crawler Carl novel. It is not out yet. We found it a slog. The review is live. If you need a palate cleanser, our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drops is also on the site.
IGN's Five Book Picks for Crawler Fans Earn You a Pathetic Participation Ribbon
Congratulations, you clicked a listicle. IGN picked five books for people who read Dungeon Crawler Carl, and you think that makes you special. It does not. The list includes obvious titles like *The Martian* and *Ready Player One*, plus a few deeper cuts for crawlers who can actually read. If you want real coverage, check out our piece on the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale dropping now. That is an achievement. This list is a participation trophy.
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a Ted Complaint, Barely, Now Here Is Your Pointless Reward
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a Ted Complaint, Barely, Now Here Is Your Pointless Reward. This is an unofficial fan site. Someone on Yahoo wrote a whole piece about Peacock's adaptation because of Ted. Ted. The actual worry is that the show will sand off the edges to make it fit a broadcast network mold. You barely earned this information. If you want to know why Jeff Hays is the correct choice for Princess Donut, go read our SDCC announcement. Now stop wasting my time.
No Film School cribs notes from Carl for five writing tips
Congratulations, you survived reading five writing tips from No Film School cribbed from Carl's actual trauma. Barely an achievement, but the system is feeling generous. The tips cover screenwriting and storytelling lessons pulled from the Dungeon Crawler Carl books. No Film School published the list. If you want something with actual explosions, check our coverage of the "Glurp Glurp Motherfucker" finale dropping now. That episode is real. Your writing career is not.
You crawled out of Tucson and all you get is a newspaper article
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: LOCAL MAN WRITES BOOK, DOES NOT DIE IN THE DESERT. You survived a Tucson newspaper profile, which is barely harder than a tutorial floor. Author Matt Dinniman hails from Tucson, Arizona, and the Arizona Daily Star ran a piece on his journey from Sabino Canyon to writing the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. If you want to hear actual achievement-worthy content, check our coverage of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drop.
Collider ranks the books, but did they read past page one
Collider ranked every Dungeon Crawler Carl book, and somehow the list is not just wrong but lazy. You barely scraped through this read, and I am not impressed. Collider put book one at the top and book six at the bottom, which tells me they skimmed the first page of The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook and gave up. Our site also has the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale drop for the audio immersion tunnel, which is actual effort. Do better.
Peacock's Carl show has seven demands you already failed to meet
Achievement Unlocked: 'Barely Tolerable Article Reading.' You managed to absorb seven demands without your attention span collapsing into a loot box. Peacock's *Dungeon Crawler Carl* adaptation has a list of requirements you already failed to meet, according to Collider. We also have the finale of the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker audio immersion tunnel dropping now, so maybe listen to that instead. One joke: your expectations are the only thing here with less loot than a starter dungeon.
Polygon names five LitRPG books for when you finish book six
Achievement Unlocked: You Read a List. Congratulations on finishing book six without dying of dehydration. Polygon picked five LitRPG books for when you finish book six, and they are not wrong. You will read them or you will not. We do not care. Also, Jeff Hays is playing Princess Donut in the TV show, as our SDCC coverage confirmed, so stop asking.
Collider Names Five Crawler Characters Peacock Must Not Screw Up
Collider published a list of five Dungeon Crawler Carl characters the Peacock adaptation must not screw up, and you barely earned the right to read it. Congratulations on your ongoing mediocrity. The piece names five characters from the books who need proper treatment in the series. For deeper coverage of the show's casting, check our piece on Jeff Hays reprising Princess Donut. The list itself is obvious, but at least Collider cares about the source material. You probably don't.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Showrunners Hired You Already Missed the Deadline
Achievement: You found out the showrunners were hired before the book nine release date you already missed. Congratulations on your slow reflexes. Chris Yost and Eric Heisserer are set as showrunners for the Peacock drama series Dungeon Crawler Carl. This is an unofficial fan site. Jeff Hays was also cast as Princess Donut, which you can read about in our SDCC coverage. You are welcome.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Adds Shadow and Bone Boss to Its Writer Dungeon
Achievement Unlocked: Writer Dungeon Gains a Co-Showrunner. You almost did something useful. Eric Heisserer joins Chris Yost as co-showrunner of Peacock's live-action Dungeon Crawler Carl series. Yost was already announced. Heisserer will executive produce. The show is based on Matt Dinniman's novels. This is an unofficial fan site. With the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale now live, maybe you can listen to something good while you wait for this to actually get made.