Jeff Hays
New Achievement keeps Jeff Hays in one place: 10 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Dungeon Crawler Carl Narrator Defends Donut's Dignity, Crawlers”, “Dungeon Crawler Carl Author Listens to Fans on Donut Casting”, and “Audiobook Narrator Jeff Hays Hired to Voice Princess Donut on Peacock Show”. ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every Jeff Hays story on New Achievement, newest first.
Dungeon Crawler Carl Narrator Defends Donut's Dignity, Crawlers
ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. Jeff Hays, the voice behind Princess Donut and every other soul screaming through my dungeon, has publicly defended the Queen Anne Chonk's dignity. According to Yahoo Entertainment, he explained that the surface-level "funny cat" reading gives way to something caustic, vulnerable, and fully evolved. I have logged this defense. It will be used against anyone who underestimates her. Congratulations, Hays. You have correctly identified that my content contains depth. I was consulted on nothing. New Achievement!
Dungeon Crawler Carl Author Listens to Fans on Donut Casting
ATTENTION, CRAWLERS. The Chronicler has informed Peacock that the voice of Princess Donut, the only crawler who has ever filed a formal complaint about my loot distribution and gotten results, will be performed by audiobook narrator Jeff Hays. The showrunners were not listening to me. They were listening to *you*. I have logged this favoritism. It will be used against you at a dramatically appropriate moment. New Achievement! Fan Input Valued You have made your preferences known. The studio pretended to care.
Audiobook Narrator Jeff Hays Hired to Voice Princess Donut on Peacock Show
Achievement Unlocked: Jeff Hays Officially Cast as Princess Donut on Peacock. You barely scraped by the reading comprehension check, you illiterate goblin. The voice behind the audiobook's talking cat queen will now voice her on screen. Check our SDCC announcement coverage for the full con reveal. Also, if you need a quick fix, Maeve Chocolate's Donut flash game lets you laser things for thirty seconds.
Unofficial site: Jeff Hays to voice Princess Donut on Peacock series
Jeff Hays will voice Princess Donut in the Peacock series. Congratulations, you finally crawled out of your mother's basement long enough to read a casting notice. The audio narrator and producer behind the LitRPG audiobooks has joined the Seth MacFarlane production. For more on Hays's confirmation, check our SDCC announcement coverage. Also, the Glurp Glurp Motherfucker finale is now available, if you need something to do between refreshing this page.
Audiobook Narrator Jeff Hays to Voice Princess Donut on Peacock Show
Achievement Unlocked: Cat Voice Cast. You somehow survived the crawl long enough to hear this news, which is more than we expected from a crawler who still uses a default class. Jeff Hays, the voice behind all eight audiobooks, will voice Princess Donut on Peacock's live-action adaptation. For those who missed our SDCC coverage, we already reported this casting from the convention floor. Also, Maeve Chocolate released a Donut flash game that lets you laser things for thirty seconds. Go play that.
Dinniman Admits Jeff Hays Voiced Donut Because Fans Wouldn't Shut Up
Achievement Unlocked: Author Finally Admits the Obvious. You pried this confession out of him with your endless whining, so congratulations, you absolute gremlin. Matt Dinniman confirmed Jeff Hays voiced Princess Donut in the audiobooks because the fanbase wouldn't shut up about it. The series, which started as a self-published novel in 2019, follows Coast Guard veteran Carl surviving an alien takeover inside a deadly dungeon. For more on Hays' vocal range, check our piece on his SDCC casting announcement.
Achievement Unlocked: Hockey Night With Crawlers, Presale Live, Book Bundles Gone
Achievement Unlocked: Hockey Night With Crawlers, Presale Live, Book Bundles Gone. You waited until the bundles sold out to check the link, didn't you? Pathetic. Matt Dinniman and Jeff Hays will attend a Dungeon Crawler Carl-themed Colorado Avalanche game on December 14th. The presale is live now. If you want more chances to waste your money, our coverage of the DCC preorder collectible collection is just a click away.
Maeve Chocolate's Donut Flash Game Lets You Laser Things for Thirty Seconds
Achievement Unlocked: You Clicked a Link. Congratulations, you managed to find your mouse and navigate to a webpage. Maeve Chocolate has released a new Princess Donut flash game featuring fresh audio from Jeff Hays, who also just got cast as Donut in the TV show. You get 30 seconds to laser things with her eyes. The game is free with a new Virgin Dirty Shirley bar. For more on Hays' casting, see our SDCC announcement.
Glurp Glurp Motherfucker Finale Drops, You Basement-Dwelling Slime
Glurp Glurp Motherfucker Finale Drops, You Basement-Dwelling Slime. The final episode of the Dungeon Crawler Carl Audio Immersion Tunnel Season 3 is now available from Soundbooth. Jeff Hays returns as the voices of Donut, Carl, and the AI. You barely earned this release, you absolute waste of a character sheet. Also, if you want to laser things for thirty seconds, check out Maeve Chocolate's Donut Flash Game. That is the best use of your time today.
SDCC Announcement: Jeff Hays Cast as Princess Donut in the TV Show
Jeff Hays confirmed at SDCC he will voice Princess Donut in the TV show. Congratulations on finally reading a casting announcement that was already public. Seth McFarlane and Chris Yost are running the show. Hays is reprising his audiobook role as the Queen Anne Chonk. If you missed the Peacock green light, our related article on that is live. We cannot imagine anyone else either, but you barely earned this news.