Matt Dinniman
New Achievement keeps Matt Dinniman in one place: 28 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Carl's Sweet Pota-toe Bar Enters My Dungeon and I Accept the Confection”, “INK Games Opens Preorders for My Crawlers to Collect”, and “Princess Donut Gets a Laser-Eye Flash Game and I Accept the Sponsorship”. A chocolate bar for the crawler who entered without shoes, without pants, and without a single snack in his inventory. INK Games Publishing has opened preorders for official Dungeon Crawler Carl collectibles, and I have approved the licensing. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every Matt Dinniman story on New Achievement, newest first.
Carl's Sweet Pota-toe Bar Enters My Dungeon and I Accept the Confection
A chocolate bar for the crawler who entered without shoes, without pants, and without a single snack in his inventory. Maeve Chocolate has finally recognized the nutritional needs of a barefoot Coast Guard veteran who solves problems by blowing holes in my floors. Carl's Sweet Pota-toe Bar: milk chocolate with crunchy sweet potato chips. No toraline roots. No stat bonuses. Just the taste of a man who has earned a treat between collapses.
INK Games Opens Preorders for My Crawlers to Collect
INK Games Publishing has opened preorders for official Dungeon Crawler Carl collectibles, and I have approved the licensing. You may now purchase a 629-piece Mongo building set, a 500-piece Princess Donut wooden puzzle, and a Desperado Club book nook that lights up. Also a lunchbox. The preorder window closes August 31st at midnight EST. Your complaint about the price has been received and discarded. Source: Matt Dinniman, "The Limited-Time Preorder for Ink Games DCC Collectibles is live", 2026-10-04. Link Status: Confirmed
Princess Donut Gets a Laser-Eye Flash Game and I Accept the Sponsorship
New Achievement! Rabid Fan. You have played a flash game. Princess Donut now has laser eyes, and you have thirty seconds to use them. Maeve Chocolate built this for you, featuring freshly recorded audio from Jeff Hays, to celebrate a new Virgin Dirty Shirley bar. Shoot cherries. Push your score. Lie about your score. I am not consulted on the prize, but I accept the sponsorship. Reward: You have received a Bronze Distraction Box. It contains a browser tab you will not close.
My Crawlers Get Enhanced Audio and I Accept the Sound Design
New Achievement! Enhanced Audio Immersion. Crawlers, the final episode of the *Dungeon Crawler Carl* Audio Immersion Tunnel, Season 3, is now available from Soundbooth Theater. My glorious narration, previously trapped in a single Jeff Hays, now benefits from a full cast, original music, and bonus scenes. This is an upgrade to your auditory loot box. I approve of the production values. I do not approve of being called a "final episode." My crawl continues. Yours should too.