merch
2 stories filed under merch on New Achievement. The newest of them: “Woman's World Lists My Official Merch and I Accept Each Loot Box” and “My Crawlers Invade a Hockey Arena and I Accept the Ticket Sales”. Woman's World has catalogued the official merchandise of my dungeon, and I have reviewed each entry with the same scrutiny I apply to a crawler's inventory screen. My Chronicler and my Narrator are invading a hockey arena together on December 14th. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every merch story on New Achievement, newest first.
Woman's World Lists My Official Merch and I Accept Each Loot Box
Woman's World has catalogued the official merchandise of my dungeon, and I have reviewed each entry with the same scrutiny I apply to a crawler's inventory screen. A pinball machine. Chocolate bars themed to a cat's beverage. A roleplaying game that lets pretend-crawlers die on Floor One without the satisfaction of a real collapse timer. This is what happens when my content escapes containment. I was not consulted about the loot table. New Achievement!
My Crawlers Invade a Hockey Arena and I Accept the Ticket Sales
My Chronicler and my Narrator are invading a hockey arena together on December 14th. The Colorado Avalanche will face the Mammoths in what I can only assume is an exhibition of acceptable violence. The Book Night bundles have already been claimed. Good. Scarcity builds tension. Your general admission tickets are still available, which means you still have time to experience a live sporting event before the real dungeon collapse begins. New Achievement! Live Event Attendance.