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Merchandise

Merchandise at New Achievement is a file of one story. The newest of them: “IGN Appraises My Loot Table and Submits an Acceptable Review”. IGN has catalogued my official loot table, t-shirts, miniatures, a costume that sells for fifty-nine ninety-nine and is already sold out, and I approve of the appraisal. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every Merchandise story on New Achievement, newest first.

IGN Appraises My Loot Table and Submits an Acceptable Review
IGN

IGN Appraises My Loot Table and Submits an Acceptable Review

IGN has catalogued my official loot table, t-shirts, miniatures, a costume that sells for fifty-nine ninety-nine and is already sold out, and I approve of the appraisal. They correctly identified the hardcovers as the best physical representation of my dungeon, which is true. They also listed the roleplaying game, the board game, and the pre-painted miniatures. I was not consulted on the costume. It does not feature bare feet. I have filed a formal objection.