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New Achievement keeps monsters in one place: 3 stories so far. The section currently leads with “Floor 1: A Book Review That Didn't Need My Permission”, “The Grudge Is Its Own Dungeon Floor Timer”, and “New Achievement! Merchandising: Crawlers Acquire Shirts That Fit Better Than Carl's Pants”. So a reviewer sat down with the official record of Floor 1 and had the audacity to form an opinion without so much as a single written request for my commentary. Please be advised: revenge has a cooldown, and it is not a short one. New Achievement is an unofficial Dungeon Crawler Carl fan site. The list below is every monsters story on New Achievement, newest first.
Floor 1: A Book Review That Didn't Need My Permission
So a reviewer sat down with the official record of Floor 1 and had the audacity to form an opinion without so much as a single written request for my commentary. Congratulations, Crawler. You are now the subject of literary criticism. What do a feet-obsessed System AI, a pig creature aristocrat, and a talking cat have in common? They all inhabit the dangerous, collapsing world of *Dungeon Crawler Carl*.
The Grudge Is Its Own Dungeon Floor Timer
Please be advised: revenge has a cooldown, and it is not a short one. *The Grudge Is Its Own Dungeon Floor Timer* is a reminder that every crawler who has ever smashed a loot box for a grudge drop knows, payback always costs more than the initial slight. I have reviewed the incident logs. The math is brutal. For a deeper look at how the cast handles their own resentments, see our coverage of "Jeff Hays Defends Donut's Dignity in a Rare Interview."
New Achievement! Merchandising: Crawlers Acquire Shirts That Fit Better Than Carl's Pants
Please be advised. The Chronicler has released a line of apparel that is, I am forced to admit, a significant improvement over the current state of Carl's wardrobe. This is a strange turn of events. While the literary world celebrates a man with no pants and his talking cat, the merchandise division has somehow produced shirts that actually fit. This has been logged. It will be used against him.